best.story.EVAR.
guess she took the phrase 'fish taco' to a whole 'nother level!
best.story.EVAR.
guess she took the phrase 'fish taco' to a whole 'nother level!
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
UGHAAAAHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by TwiztidAngel
best.story.EVAR.
guess she took the phrase 'fish taco' to a whole 'nother level!
THAAAAANKS, Twiz!!! You gross fucker! ROFL!
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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i *heart* you too!
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
Store I worked at in the past had a regular (like he was in daily)male customer that smelled so bad that we would fight over who was going to ring him up. Maybe we here at DD should do a little match making. Lol (just kidding, I think the combined smells would count as bio warfare.)
This (majorly funny and disgusting story) brings to mind a word that in junior high was the subject of countless giggle fits:smegma. The word still makes me laugh and somehow it manages to be a smelly form of onomatopoeia. I mean, doesn't smegma sound like it means smelly vajunk-junk?
i thought smegma was weiner jam from up under an uncircumsized foreskin...but youre right smegma did induce giggles in jr high
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
I'd looked it up a long time ago and it can actually apply to women too. Weiner jam,mmmmm...Thanks for that one, LOL. Toast anyone...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/smegmasmeg·ma /ˈsmɛgmə/ Show Spelled
[smeg-muh] Show IPA
–noun
a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.
Use smegma in a Sentence
See images of smegma
Search smegma on the Web
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Origin:
1810–20; < L < Gk smêgma unguent, soap, cleansing medicine
I would also like to point out the list of related searched on that site.
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You're welcome :)
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon
Wow, do people seriously not wash themselves and have to search the internets to see why they stink?
If I were the ex-husband, I would hire some bears to take care of this bitch. They find the rotting fish smell appetizing. Of course, instead of eating her out, they'd, well...eat her.
*cough*gag*gag* cough*
OMG you did go there!
OMFG! No WAY do I want to see pics! I think we have seen many fine examples of using smegma in a sentence!smeg·ma /ˈsmɛgmə/ Show Spelled
[smeg-muh] Show IPA
–noun
a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.
Use smegma in a Sentence
See images of smegma
Search smegma on the Web
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Jeebus!! I lost my dinner yesterday . I did not need to read this infosmeg·ma /ˈsmɛgmə/ Show Spelled
[smeg-muh] Show IPA
–noun
a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.
Use smegma in a Sentence
See images of smegma
Search smegma on the Web
Last edited by Hellsbells; November 5th, 2010 at 06:46 PM.
someone (not me) needs to post a smegma image on the "would you eat it" thread.
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon
Probably not a good idea, unless it was linked and marked NSFW.
If others share my luck the boss would walk in right when it was on the screen
That would be a doozy to explain
There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilization -- these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit ~ C. S. Lewis
Took Picture down ot was tooooo nasty
Last edited by Hellsbells; November 6th, 2010 at 04:34 PM.
i already did...like yesterday...the same one where you didnt want to clicky my linky
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
ummm...that's dick head
Last edited by TwiztidAngel; November 6th, 2010 at 05:35 PM.
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
i already did...like yesterday...the same one where you didnt want to clicky my linky
See...I knew there was a reason I didn't want to click
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon
**imagine a chicken smiley here since we don't have one**
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
Much more fun to watch your friends gag on their way to tuna town.
Sheevaa: I can understand...I got peed on for the first time and got all excited about it:P
DamagedGoods: mm... my meat smells damned tasty, it's a shame I've got another few hours to wait for it.
newstarshipsmell :Sorry, DG, but the Laerma nuts only grow on trees on the world of Dezoris in the Algol star system so unless you have a spaceship...
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He must really be a prince too, because in my worst nightmare, I can't see any man who would marry this...ummm......aaaa...........beauty queen...lol
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ew. that picture of smegma looks like his dick is molding. ew.
wow. she threatened them with cutting their throats if they didn't go down? and they still refused. you know it's bad when you'd rather face certain painful death than a vagina.
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Not to be rude, but this "woman" skips the ladies room and goes straight to the creatures room instead.
Update Melissa Lee Williams was sentenced to 90 days in jail , she also recieved a 90 day supended sentence and $185.80 in court costs.
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good! hey gaurds! use this 90 days wisely! please teach this bitch how to WASH!
one rule of jail is you have to bathe daily...not like that rule matters to normal people but there are some nasty folks out there that refuse to bathe and the COs have to force them!
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
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