Man Refuses To Perform Oral Sex Because Of Horrible Vagina Odor – Woman Threatens To

[Hellsbells]

Fairplain, W.Va. — An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.
According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.
It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

According to Mellinger, there was a small black handled lock-back knife lying on the coffee table in front of Melissa but when asked about the knife she stated “It was already here”; he also stated that all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage

http://www.jacksonnewspapers.com/new...at-knife-point

I will be back later I need to get somemore mouthwash

[Obsolete]

This story made my day.

[Rawrehz]

Her face looks nappy as it is; couldn't imagine about down there.
Oh, how embarrassing.

((dammit I cant find the pukey face ><)) *pukey face*

[tenntitanfan]

I just didn't know if this was one of those stories you wanted to thank a person for or not.... no offense Hellsbells LOL!!!

[Obsolete]

I just didn't know if this was one of those stories you wanted to thank a person for or not.... no offense Hellsbells LOL!!!

I do... I love it. After a day of reading about abused babies and sexual offenders I need a good hearty laugh.

[Jaded]

Hahahahahahaaa *gag* ahhahahaahaaaaa!!

“somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

[XenMojo]

As soon as I stopped laughing insanely, I thought you guys would get a kick out of this story.

Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,”

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

And here is the actual police report.

[AngelFire]

Oh this story just tickled me, lmao. I almost closed the thread after seeing that hideous creature....imagine that naked?? *ME SHIVERS*

[VXIII]

Ahahahahhahahahahaaaahahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Robynne]

Good Gawd!!!!!! What is it? And the foul odor? Just looking at "IT", I wouldn't want to go anywhere near that things snatch, let alone close enough to smell it.

Thanks for sharing, got a good laugh. (and a little vomit taste in my mouth)

[Countess Olenska]

[Hellsbells]

Same story

God bless The Smoking Gun for bringing amazing tales about the laws of justice smacking down on criminals. For example! Melissa Lee Williams, 41, of West Virginia, who was arrested for threatening two men with a knife because they declined to engage in sexual contact with her. So, the story goes that Williams showed up at her ex-husband’s place at the motor inn in which they both reside. When Danny Williams answered the door, Ms. Williams ordered him and another man to “eat my p**sy,” as she disrobed. Her ex declined, but the other man, Adam Watson, agreed and began to approach ...

That’s when “he became overwhelmed by a horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Seriously, that’s in the police report. That’s when Williams pulled out a knife and said—and this is the best part—“Somebody is going to eat my p**sy or I’m going to cut your f**ing throat.” Right now, a horror movie writer is jotting that line down for their upcoming project.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-an...aked-criminal/

[TheMorningStar]

Her ex declined, but the other man, Adam Watson, agreed and began to approach ...

Her ex knew to keep his distance from that shit!

[Coyote]

Thanks for the laugh!

[Misskittychaos]

I LOL'd and read it to my husband and he said it was so ridiculous right down to the vag odor he didn't believe me!

I am very thankful I don't have stinky vag. Could you imagine how embarrassing that would be?!

[cubby]

OMG I know I've heard funny stuff on here but this one has to take the prize!

There used to be some people that lived up the road from my parents, woman about 20-25 yrs old, one day she is standing inside the front of the local store when I came inside, the smell was absolutely astonishing, made your eyes water, I went round the counter and towards the back and there stood all the rest of the people that WERE shopping but now gagging! The kicker was that she was about 8 months pregnant, I have often wondered how that Doctor managed to examine her without his eyes melting, and his hands rotting and falling off from having to touch her!

It was probably itching and she wanted somebody else to scratch it! EEEEEWWWW GROSS I can't believe I even wrote that!

[XenMojo]

Bahahahahaha!!!!!!

[XenMojo]

Oy, we must have been posting this story at the same time lol

[MichaelJCheaney]

...smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage....

I don't think it was the alcoholic beverage that smelled....

[MichaelJCheaney]

This is soooo going to have to be front paged.....

[carolinablue]

Well, that's an approach I've never had to use, thank God...I mean the knife

[Silvahalo]

The words putrid cunt came to mind, couldn't help it.

I guess I've never had that problem as I'm hyper hygenic I've always been told I smell like a rose.

[Aslan]

Yikes
I always make sure every part of me smells awesome before I even kiss a guy. I seriously cannot imagine (nor do I want to) the scent this woman was emitting.
And they were drunk but it still made them back off?

Just gross. Pepe Le Pew needs to bathe before she starts demanding that shit.
She also needs some moisturizer and a brush.

[OMalley]

Gah! That's just nasty...and HORRIBLE. I hate to imagine having to threaten someone with a knife to get a little action.

[Morbid]

Fairplain, WV – According to police, an intoxicated 42-year-old Melissa Williams stumbled into her estranged husband’s room at the I-77 Motor Inn late last month and demanded oral sex before removing her pants and frillies. Her estranged husband, Danny Williams, declined the invitation, but another male in the room, Adam Watson, figured he’d give it [...]

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[Jaded]

This is soooo going to have to be front paged.....

Indeed!!

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2010/11/...t-mans-throat/

[myra manes]

OMG I know I've heard funny stuff on here but this one has to take the prize!

There used to be some people that lived up the road from my parents, woman about 20-25 yrs old, one day she is standing inside the front of the local store when I came inside, the smell was absolutely astonishing, made your eyes water, I went round the counter and towards the back and there stood all the rest of the people that WERE shopping but now gagging! The kicker was that she was about 8 months pregnant, I have often wondered how that Doctor managed to examine her without his eyes melting, and his hands rotting and falling off from having to touch her!

It was probably itching and she wanted somebody else to scratch it! EEEEEWWWW GROSS I can't believe I even wrote that!

Oh Cubby, I can't believe you did either, now I'm going to have nightmares ..

[badfish76]

And just where did she produce this lock blade knife from?? And was any part of it melted??

LMAO!!

[Bulletproof]

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This made my day! <3

[Obsolete]

There is a woman that comes in each month to pay her premium and I literally curse out loud whenever I see her walking in. I've never in my life encountered a smell like that. She always pays in cash and I cringe when I have to take it from her. I hate handling cash from anyone because it's germ infested but hers makes my ski crawl.

Everytime she walks out my co-worker runs in my office spraying air freshner. The bad thing is she's an excellent driver and has been with our company for years which means we wont be cancelling her any time soon.

I need a new career.