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    Exclamation 3! Yes 3 idiots Burglarize! Run Out of Gas w/ 2yo In Car! Fuckin' Brilliant!

    GEEZE--I L.O.V.E stupid criminals.


    ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- Police say three robbery suspects got the goods but couldn't get away.
    Albuquerque police said robbery suspects Leopoldo Padilla, Nabor Santiesteban Jr. and Gloria Herron held up the Clubhouse Inn on Menaul Boulevard at gunpoint Sunday evening.

    "The offender actually parked next to the business and so they were able to get a good license plate," Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson Sgt. Trish Hoffman said.

    Investigators said the two got away with money from the register, but as soon as they left, the victims called 911 and provided the plate number.

    At Broadbent Parkway and Menaul Boulevard -- less than a block away -- police found the suspected getaway car. Officers said the driver told them the reason why she stopped was because she ran out of gas.

    According to the criminal complaint, Gloria Herron told officers that Padilla and Santiesteban ditched the car and ran away, but it wasn't long before the two men were found walking along a nearby road and arrested.

    "Lucky for us, and unfortunate for the robbery suspects, they were able to be caught and taken into custody," Hoffman said.

    Police said the trio attempted another hold-up earlier in the night.

    According to the criminal complaint, a clerk in a back room of the Staybridge Suites saw the armed men on surveillance camera and ignored the suspects' calls to come to the front desk. They finally left, and police said they went to the Clubhouse Inn, but just couldn't pull it off.

    The three face charges, including two counts of child abuse, because they said the woman's 2-year-old child was in the car.
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    Would someone be kind enough to put the three brainiacs photos up.
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    no pics but there is a video on the link that shows them...
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    The gene pool must be pretty thin with those three...I'm glad the two year old is safe. For some reason, I picture them running around bumping into each other and smacking each other on the back of the head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMeaningOfItAll View Post
    The gene pool must be pretty thin with those three...I'm glad the two year old is safe. For some reason, I picture them running around bumping into each other and smacking each other on the back of the head.
    Armed with a gun! Fuckin' jackasses! Im surprised they didn't end up shooting each other!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMeaningOfItAll View Post
    The gene pool must be pretty thin with those three...I'm glad the two year old is safe. For some reason, I picture them running around bumping into each other and smacking each other on the back of the head.
    yeah, I feel for the kid, can't be good coming from that gene pool

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    Sometimes a little planning goes a long way...

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