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  1. October 20th, 2010, 11:10 AM #1
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    Introducing myself

    Hello Everyone.

    I have been reading the stories on this site for a while and decided that today would be a good day to register.

    I am a 23 year old single mom to a 2 year old boy and a 5 month old girl. I run my own home business making bows, headbands, diaper cakes and such. I grew up in Texas but currently reside in backwoods Kentucky.

    I enjoy being smart, being an ass and being a smartass. Gotta have something that gets you through the day, right?

    Not much else to tell but if you must know, feel free to ask :)
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  2. October 20th, 2010, 11:15 AM #2
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    Welcome aboard! BTW, what the hell is a diaper cake?
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  3. October 20th, 2010, 11:17 AM #3
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    It is diapers that are rolled and stacked into tiers to look like a cake. We personally cover ours with tissue paper as the "fondant" and then decorate it with different stuff (words, toys, clothes, anything the mothers heart so desires...)
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    Welcome !

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  5. October 20th, 2010, 11:19 AM #5
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    Thanks Dakota :)
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  8. October 20th, 2010, 11:22 AM #8
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    Countrymomma, I know you can make good money with those diaper cakes, I used to help a friend make those.
    This is one that was made for me for my baby shower....welcome to dd!
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  17. October 21st, 2010, 12:37 PM #17
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    That diaper cake is super adorable! We make really good money - we are both stay at home moms and have enough to support the business and pay what needs to get paid. Have you ever heard of a diaper baby? We do those - they are rolled diapers in the shape of a baby with an outfit, hat, pacifier, socks and mittens to cover everything and look like a sleeping baby on its belly on top of a receiving blanket.
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    Send a pic of a diaper baby, I had never seen a diaper cake before either... welcome also...
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    Welcome, welcome!

    Ooooh, you sound like a fellow crafty chick! Well. . .I try to be crafty at least!
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    This is a big one I did for my sisters sister-in-law. Took about 8 hours to complete. I just hate that when my sister decided to take pictures she couldnt straighten up the top tier and its looks crooked :/ There are more pictures on that pathetic excuse for my businesses website...Still working on doing it myself like I should have done from the very beginning but alas we all learn the hard way I suppose!
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    Okay what the eff my picture didnt post :/ ERGH And I was so sure I had finally figured it out :/ the website is www.bundleofjoybows.webs.com if you wanna check out the pictures. Or if you have Facebook you can add the Bow Business - its under Jess Kai Bows or email bundleofjoybows@yahoo.com
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