Kyla Brumley Strips Outside Bar To Give Birth On Sidewalk

**Dakota Valkyrie** · October 19th, 2010, 05:39 PM

Kyla J. Brumley, 28, of 1403 Weeden Creek Road, is charged with two misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and one count of misdemeanor resisting an officer.

According to the complaint:

Brumley was on her back on the sidewalk — naked from the waist down — when police arrived about 2:30 a.m. Monday, the complaint said. She was outside Rehab Bar & Grill, 1450 S. Eighth St., with a bouncer who said she had suddenly ripped off her pants and underwear.

Brumley refused to answer questions from police, instead yelling, "Get it out," and referencing pain in her genital area. She continued to roll around on the ground as others tried to cover her.

Officers, observing no evidence Brumley was pregnant or in labor, handcuffed her and took her to an area hospital, where staffers confirmed she was not pregnant. At the hospital Brumley continued to yell, physically lash out at those around her and refuse attempts to cover her lower half.

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/articl...h-not-pregnant

It works MUCH better if you are actually pregnant.

I can't help but notice the bar's name "Rehab". Looks like she's doing that wrong, too.

**carolinablue** · October 19th, 2010, 06:20 PM

WTF? If you want to get nekid in public and roll around on the sidewalk, there are better excuses/reasons to use besides "I'm giving birth". There's the ever-popular, Bugs!bugs! bugs! They're eating me up!" Also, "It's the Rapture! I don't need clothes in Heaven!" Oh, and don't forget, "Woof, woof, woof! I'm a REAL bitch!"

Silly twat; leave that shit to women who know how to work it!