Sounds like a superhero, doesn't it? It's a bird...it's a plane..it's...a naked man preparing to jerk off in my office!
An OKC office worker returned after lunch one day last week to find a strange, naked man sitting at his desk, looking at porn on his PC.
http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=13309654The employee asked Halberstadt what he was doing and the man replied that he was "cleaning trying to make some money," according to Oklahoma City Police.
Halberstadt also said that the door was open.
Now that's what I call clean!