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    Kenneth Bonds Shoots Teen In Ass For Not Pulling Up His Saggy Pants


    A Memphis man angered by two teenagers who would not pull up their sagging pants shot one in the rear and faces aggravated assault charges.

    Police on Saturday charged Kenneth E. Bonds, 45, with two counts of aggravated assault, according to a court affidavit. Bonds was released from Shelby County Jail on $25,000 bond.

    On Sept. 25 about 7:30 p.m., Bonds began yelling at two youths, ages 16 and 17, about pulling up their pants as the young men walked in the 4400 block of Whiteside, near Shelby Drive and Tulane in Whitehaven, according to the court document.

    On their way to buy candy, the pair and Bonds were in a heated argument when Bonds pulled a black semiautomatic pistol from his waistband and fired one shot at the 17-year-old, missing him.

    As the young men ran away, Bonds fired several more shots, hitting the older youth in the buttock with a bullet that exited through his thigh, according to the affidavit.
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    I know I shouldn't be laughing but I have had the urge of doing something to those saggers too. Maybe not as drastic as Suge Knight but the urge does exist
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    Not even gonna lie, I too, get sick of seeing the young people running around with their ass cracks/boxers showing all because they think it's cool to wear saggy pants. While I might recommend a belt to someone, I don't think I'd go as far to shoot one in the ass however tempted I may be.

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    Now thats some funny shit ,I cant believe a black man was the shooter

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    I am also laughing. I have often wanted to shoot someone in the ass just for being stupid. I can imagine the Dr asking why said person has a bullet in their ass and the person having to reply they got shot for being a dumb ass!! I love this story!
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    He's just gotten sick of it like the rest of us. It's a youth problem, not a black one. Not as bad as seeing women doing their shopping in their lovely pjs though!
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    I will admit I got one of the greatest laughs in my life...my dad and I were on a camping trip to Rio Vista, CA, and I stopped at a gas station before we went to the campground, and watched a youngster inadvertently lose his shorts (baggy) and subsequently fall over them as they hit his ankles. I lost it. My dad (who had no idea what I was laughing at) thought I'd gone crazy.
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    I want to know how the hell they ran with their pants below their cheeks, must be like having your legs tied and trying to run

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    I think Mr Bonds was trying to show them in a practical way why they should pull up their pants. You can't run very effectively when your pants are down around your thighs constricting your movement and you have to hold them up to move fast. Lesson: Wear pants that fit or use a belt/suspenders if you want to save your own life.
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    ROFLMAO, I am still laughing at this shit. I showed my 16 year old what could happen by always having his ass out of his jeans. Some can't even walk right. They walk as if they had a massive turd just laying in their pants. Why dress up in some get up that can prevent you from basic things like walking and running, beats the hell out of me...
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    I know his frustration.

    Sagging jeans are super unattractive.
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    HA! Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground! First thing that popped into my head too KyFyre! I still like the original over the remix though...

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