Kelsey Grammer, still married to his wife Camille, knocks up his young Girlfriend.

[Echo]

My gays are all high Maint. They refer to them selves as She and in the 3rd person. (cracks me up)
They call me the cock blocker
they are mine and I love them

I have lots of Gays, but he is my Main Gay, and I am sworn to him.

He gets a little pissed off if I spend too much time with other Gays. Especially my Mexican Gays. They are a couple for like 9 years (think Mexican Burt & Ernie) and one of them is the perfect drugged up housewife(he doesn't really do drugs but he loves his wine and flower arrangements) , and his partner is the butchier one.

When they argue it is something to see.

[Athena]

*Sigh*...

Despite living in such a dense populace, I can't keep any gay friends. They all become dangerously obsessed with my husband and turn on me. The price you pay for having a pretty husband who bakes, I suppose, but it's just not fair. My cosmotology skills could make a drag queen VERY happy.

...and let's be real, lesbians are insufferably abrasive, so it's just not the same.

I weep.

[Obsolete]

*Sigh*...

Despite living in such a dense populace, I can't keep any gay friends. They all become dangerously obsessed with my husband and turn on me. The price you pay for having a pretty husband who bakes, I suppose, but it's just not fair. My cosmotology skills could make a drag queen VERY happy.

...and let's be real, lesbians are insufferably abrasive, so it's just not the same.

I weep.

My hubby is a tiny bit uncomfortable around my gay friends....I think it has something to do with him being raised on a farm. Anyways, one of his good friends came out of the closet a few years ago and in the midst of doing so he admitted his love for my hubby. I was amused, hubby was not, although they are still good friends.

[gee]

*Sigh*...

Despite living in such a dense populace, I can't keep any gay friends. They all become dangerously obsessed with my husband and turn on me. The price you pay for having a pretty husband who bakes, I suppose, but it's just not fair. My cosmotology skills could make a drag queen VERY happy.

...and let's be real, lesbians are insufferably abrasive, so it's just not the same.

I weep.

Your right about the lesbians. I play in a gay softball league. I am the token Straight woman and all of them are very abrasive. It's my dream team though, they just get out there and play ball. No make-up, no crying just hard core softball

[Athena]

My hubby is a tiny bit uncomfortable around my gay friends....I think it has something to do with him being raised on a farm. Anyways, one of his good friends came out of the closet a few years ago and in the midst of doing so he admitted his love for my hubby. I was amused, hubby was not, although they are still good friends.

See, that's the irony in my situation. When we met, my husband was downright homophobic (and racist, for that matter). Growing up in small-town Montucky (Montana, for the non-regionists), he lived right down the dirt road from a KKK Grand Wizard, who happened to be a very community-minded individual, always hosting events at his place. My husband's grandparents would send Mike over there for the various picnics and whatnot, not realizing he was being indoctrinated in the meantime.

Of course, I wasn't going to tolerate such a mindset but, instead of breaking up with him, set out to re-indoctrinate him. I went to great pains and, ultimately, I was successful. So successful, in fact, he started inviting gays he worked with to our place for dinner parties and such.

There was one I was especially fond of. Kenny was an metropolitan older man well-versed in current events, politics, food, anything you could want to talk about. We got along fantastically. We were having him over a couple times a week. I was especially proud of Mike because, not only was Kenny very openly gay, but he was HIV positive, as well. If anyone was a test of Mike's new-found tolerance, it was Kenny.

...that was until Kenny started making passes at Mike while they were at work. Subtle at first, Kenny must have thought Mike wasn't picking up on it, so he became increasingly vulgar. On one occasion, he brushed up against Mike and said, "A thousand babies died in your honor in the shower this morning," or something to that effect. I was shocked and horrified - sure that Kenny was going to undo all the work Mike and I had done. Luckily, Mike thought it humorous (but inappropriate). Mike tried to set Kenny straight (no pun intended), but Kenny kept at it right up until he left the company.

All my attempts to cultivate gay friends have been variations of this. It's a curse.

[Echo]

*Sigh*...

The price you pay for having a pretty husband who bakes, I suppose, but it's just not fair.

lol!

Befriend some Lipstick Lesbians....not as abrasive.

[brokenandtwisted]

Oh, Athena dear...my gays are horrible. Why? The last two men I've had serious relationships with...have ended up dating ONE ANOTHER in the end? How's that for getting fucked?

I am shocked I'm not a homophobe. Really, I do love gays. It's just tragic that every man I fall for is a homosexual. I should have been a man.

[Athena]

lol!

Befriend some Lipstick Lesbians....not as abrasive.

I wish. Have you BEEN to Seattle recently? I have as much hope of that as I do befriending a fucking unicorn. We may have the most dense population of lesbians in the country, but 99.9% of them are butch as all get-out.

I blame the weather. It's created this L.L. Bean-worshipping, plaid-donning culture that attracts the bulls.

[Athena]

Oh, Athena dear...my gays are horrible. Why? The last two men I've had serious relationships with...have ended up dating ONE ANOTHER in the end? How's that for getting fucked?

I am shocked I'm not a homophobe. Really, I do love gays. It's just tragic that every man I fall for is a homosexual. I should have been a man.

Thanks for putting it in perspective, Broken. I suppose my situation isn't that bad until Mike runs away with one of them, huh?

[Twisted]

On one occasion, he brushed up against Mike and said, "A thousand babies died in your honor in the shower this morning," or something to that effect.

OK, even if he had said that to me, at work such a thing is very inappropriate. And surely he could see that he wasn't getting any reciprocation from your husband.

I shudder to think what would happen to the guy if he had made the same remark to a woman at work.

[Athena]

OK, even if he had said that to me, at work such a thing is very inappropriate. And surely he could see that he wasn't getting any reciprocation from your husband.

I shudder to think what would happen to the guy if he had made the same remark to a woman at work.

Oh, most women would have taken him to task. It's not common that you see such textbook sexual harassment, these days. Hell, Kenny would have been screwed had he approached just about any other man in that manner (Obsolete's husband, perhaps?).

[Twisted]

Oh, most women would have taken him to task. It's not common that you see such textbook sexual harassment, these days. Hell, Kenny would have been screwed had he approached just about any other man in that manner (Obsolete's husband, perhaps?).

I figure it's best to leave such passes to places where at least one of us is so trashed that we won't remember it.

[Obsolete]

Oh, most women would have taken him to task. It's not common that you see such textbook sexual harassment, these days. Hell, Kenny would have been screwed had he approached just about any other man in that manner (Obsolete's husband, perhaps?).

Mike's reaction would have been to tell him to kick rocks.

I remember when we were in jr high this older cheeky fellow kept flirting with Mike, he ingored it for as long as he could and finally got in the guys face and told him to keep talking if he wanted to find out what it would be like to eat through a straw for the next few months. The guy finally got the hint.

He's not homophobic in the sense that he would be hurtful or rude, he's just uncomfortable around most gay men.