But did you tell your kids about your misspent youth? Did you worry about what shenanigans they might be up to (that you'd never hear about)?Originally Posted by misssmartypants
No, I like eating lunch by myself. I don't have to let other people interrupt my conversation then.@ tundratot! Are you saying you guys like me eating lunch by myself? Oh thats terrible, if its true! I will never fucking get over high school...
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
Looks good, but more like a tramp stamp that you misplaced. Given some time it'll find its way home. LOL!
[Kidding! Kidding.]
You'll never look at a guy with a chin patch the same way again. They're going to wonder why you break out into a silly grin every time you see them.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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@Tundratot
Not sarcasm, God honest truth. Once I start I have a problem stopping. Been in the stop for a while.I suspect this is sarcasm. If I am to believe you, what do you drink/ingest recreationally?
Yes, for a month at a time while I am at work on her. Sabine, Texas. And yes I carry a gun.Do you live on her? Where is her home port? Which slip? What is her name? Do you carry a gun?
Proud to have born in raised in South LouisianaI'm not sure French speaking refugees from Canada are legal, but no one seems to think they're worth building a fence against. Oh, don't tell me. You were born here right? You were an anchor baby? No. Your parents were anchor babies? No. Your grandpartents? No. OFGS! Don't try to bamboozle me into thinking your people were here before mine! You still have an accent. . . .No not an anchor baby & Grandparents were born here also. Won't argue that point, my people came over by ship, I suspect your people are the real native AMERICANS.
Actually I found a woman like I described & it wasn't at Hooters.Who wait tables at Hooters.
On upper armsLocated . . . ?
Better to fight for something than live for nothing. George S. Patton
The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. - Vince Lombardi
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So it's iced tea, then. I getcha.
Uh-oh. No surprise visits then, I guess.Yes, for a month at a time while I am at work on her. Sabine, Texas. And yes I carry a gun.
Nah! Maybe one way the hell back there, but nothing I could prove.Proud to have born in raised in South Louisiana
Sounds like someone I'd like.Actually I found a woman like I described & it wasn't at Hooters.
Split personality. One side, Popeye; the other side, Harry Dresden.On upper arms
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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Split personality. One side, Popeye; the other side, Harry Dresden.
Better to fight for something than live for nothing. George S. Patton
The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. - Vince Lombardi
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Uhh, you all don't drink enough for me to be comfortable telling you how much I imbibe. Sufficient to say, it is a lot.
I was bored and joined when like 10 people were here. We used to sit and refresh for hours before a new story popped up. You all joined for me, don't lie. You all heard the wittiest bitch on the net hung out here and you had to join.What made you decide to join?
Now were is my drink?
Love withers under constraint; its very essence is liberty. It is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy nor fear. It is there most pure, perfect, and unlimited when its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. - Percy Byshe Shelley
We love where the lightening strikes, and that's not always where we thought it would.-Carolinablue
I believe that what we do for others is all we leave behind when we die.-Carolinablue
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Nelly, I drink like a fish!
Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent.
Justice and the law are 2 seperate issues!
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Are you a male?
I have a penis.
What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)?
I used to drink ale, but now I drink decaffeinated tea.
How did you find this site?
I was probably looking up some sort of violent event, or perhaps a story about an illegal alien raping a goat and was led herein.
What made you decide to join?
The Babes....
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
Commodities broker....I work on Jackson Blvd.
Are you an illegal alien?
No...and I hate them!
Do you have any fetishes?
Yes.
If so, what are they? . . .
I enjoy wearing uniforms.
What kind of women do you find attractive? . . .
Smart....bitchy....droll...
Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain.
I am an avid supporter of law enforcement.
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe.
boxers
How often do you watch The Weather Channel?
never
Do you have any piercings? If so, describe (all).
No.
Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all).
No.
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
As I am terrified of driving, I usually keep my eyes closed.
What is your favorite type of tree?
Dead Christmas trees....laying in the gutter around January 2nd.
Can you cook?
I can use the rice cooker and the crock-pot.
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Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
That lift your vassal hands against my head
And threat the glory of my precious crown.
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Oh @Nell , the last time I really drank, I got so effed up, I ended up naked in the car with just my pimp coat and heels.( I still dont know why I stripped) I got stuck and passed out in the gap between the front and back, trying to start car to get warm. My honey came out to check on me and saw my naked ass. He wasnt worried about me, more about the car, but looking on this visual, he knew car thieves would've thought it was a set up. The time before that , I went to a frat party and drank with Norwiegans(?), I ended up taking shots and yelling "skoal" until my heart stopped. It was about time I stopped for awhile. A long while. And @Tundratot , I told my kids just about everything, and what to look out for. Some sunk in, some didnt. But they are in their 20s now, and still living. But my fame is still told and retold by others, until I barely reconize(?) who they're talking about.
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Motherhood; its long, its hard, its extremely satisfying
What did you have for breakfast today? A glass of bitch?
I have a fetish too, its called beating a bitch with a bat until my arm cramps up ~ Mybabiesmomma ~
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One upside to carrying on with friends on-line is that the drinking element is entirely individual. I will drink more with friends than I will alone. At this point in my life, I drink at restaurants -- which is really stupid financially -- because I can't be bothered to mix my own drinks.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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Here I was sure you'd be a pils or bock man.
The Babes....
Do you have any fetishes?
Yes.
If so, what are they? . . .
I enjoy wearing uniforms.
What kind of women do you find attractive? . . .
Smart....bitchy....droll...
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe.
boxers
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
As I am terrified of driving, I usually keep my eyes closed.
Thank you for playing, Pete.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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I want to join the fun
Are you a male? No but I can urinate standing up
What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? Don’t drink, I like my mean streak
How did you find this site? Peeperann
What made you decide to join? Easier than yelling at my monitor
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
Yes, Personal Lines Underwriter
Are you an illegal alien? No a legal one
Do you have any fetishes? Umm why yes . .
If so, what are they? . . .Wouldn’t you like to know
What kind of women do you find attractive? . . .The ones that can’t speak
Are you currently involved in the legal system? Not yet
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe.Various . . . all old and in need of replacement. Boy shorts
How often do you watch The Weather Channel? The weather what?? BORING
Do you have any piercings? If so, describe (all).My ears, one each.
Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all). None
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic? Path of oncoming traffic
What is your favorite type of tree? Money tree
Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? I can cook anything and everything. 02/30/12
The World is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing...Albert Einstein
Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
I also got my finger stuck in a "Pocket Pussy"...carolinablue
Have a great one and dont let a penis and set of balls ruin your day....Whisper
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Don't admit that.How did you find this site? Peeperann
Liar. I talk alot.What kind of women do you find attractive? . . .The ones that can’t speak
Love withers under constraint; its very essence is liberty. It is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy nor fear. It is there most pure, perfect, and unlimited when its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. - Percy Byshe Shelley
We love where the lightening strikes, and that's not always where we thought it would.-Carolinablue
I believe that what we do for others is all we leave behind when we die.-Carolinablue
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I always figured Pete would be a Tighty-Whiteys sort of guy.
Dakota Valkyrie : You don't have FBI in Canada. It would probably be the Royal Mounted Child Porn Cadets or some other gang dressed up with cool hats that came in shooting up your pussy
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Are you a male? No.
What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? I don't like beer, I like mixed drinks. Rarely.
How did you find this site? My baby daddy was featured on a story here.
What made you decide to join? I lurked for a long time until there was a story I wanted to comment on.
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names. I'm a stay at home mommy.
Are you an illegal alien? Nope, but I've been probed by a few.
Do you have any fetishes? Yes.
If so, what are they? Rubber chickens.
What kind of women do you find attractive? The ones in the kitchen.
Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. Not for a few years.
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe. Edible.
How often do you watch The Weather Channel? I don't even think we get the weather channel.
Do you have any piercings? If so, describe (all). Used to have my eyebrow pierced, until my kids started pulling on it.
Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all). Not yet.
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?I don't drive on the interstate, it scare me after I drove into the ditch while trying to merge onto it.
What is your favorite type of tree? Magic Tree Air Fresheners.
Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? I can make a mean Hamburger Helper.
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That must be messy . . .
Love it.What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? Don’t drink, I like my mean streak
Great! What are you planning?Are you currently involved in the legal system? Not yet
You have serious thrill issues, dude.On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic? Path of oncoming traffic
If you find one, let me know.What is your favorite type of tree? Money tree
Is that your birthday? What's your SSN? What's your mother's maiden name?Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? I can cook anything and everything. 02/30/12
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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Margaritas, whiskey sours, mojitos, shirley temples?
The same story? Which one?How did you find this site? My baby daddy was featured on a story here.
What made you decide to join? I lurked for a long time until there was a story I wanted to comment on.
Did they take you into their space ship?Are you an illegal alien? Nope, but I've been probed by a few.
There's a story here.Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. Not for a few years.
What flavor?Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe. Edible.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
Are you a male? Alpha male? Yes
What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? I prefer English Ales and my homebrew. It depends on the week. some weeks none and some weeks a lot.
How did you find this site?I honestly don't remember, but I stumbled across the front page somehow.
What made you decide to join? It was a gradual slide into the abyss.
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
I have a job as well as my side business
Are you an illegal alien? Not yet, But expect to be soon so I can get everything for free while you suckers work.
Do you have any fetishes? Yes,
If so, what are they? . . .
i like them to leave when I am done.
What kind of women do you find attractive? . . .
Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. Yes,
My attorney has been earnestly attacking a bordering property owner to maintain easement rights and powers of the dominant estate.
Today No parking sign went up on his property. I will have him arrested if he takes them down.
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe.
Boxers, I prefer not to wear anything at all.
How often do you watch The Weather Channel? In the Northwest? are you kidding me? they have no clue. if you don't like the weather wait 5 minutes. We don't tan. We rust.
Do you have any piercings? If so, describe (all).None. That sounds like a painful and stupid idea.
Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all).[/B]None. I use a magic marker if i want to be marked. It goes away and I am glad it was not permanant
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
I get in the fast lane and go. I have a perfect record of beating speeding tickets. I have a secret.
What is your favorite type of tree?DouglasFirs Cedar, alder, Old Oaks
Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? I can cook well but tend not to. If you come over, you bring dinner, I will have fine liquor. You may be here a few days.
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Have you ever been caught masturbating in an inappropriate place and was it humiliating?Explain No, I am sneaky
"Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq
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Well for God's sake, don't overwhelm with your verbosity! Shut up already. (Seriously, how's a girl supposed to learn anything from that?)
Perhaps if you tried a sex change and a marriage.Are you an illegal alien? Not yet, But expect to be soon so I can get everything for free while you suckers work.
See, now, that's promising and makes my suggestion all the more realistic.What kind of women do you find attractive? . . .
Great way to meet a guy. They love it when you antagonize them. Wedding bells in a year.Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. Yes,
My attorney has been earnestly attacking a bordering property owner to maintain easement rights and powers of the dominant estate.
Today No parking sign went up on his property. I will have him arrested if he takes them down.
Must be in the Pacific Northwest. I am familiar with this sentiment.How often do you watch The Weather Channel? In the Northwest? are you kidding me? they have no clue. if you don't like the weather wait 5 minutes. We don't tan. We rust.
Share. I won't tell anyone.On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
I get in the fast lane and go. I have a perfect record of beating speeding tickets. I have a secret.
And fast.Have you ever been caught masturbating in an inappropriate place and was it humiliating?Explain No, I am sneaky
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
Either UV Blue or Cherry vodka with squirt. I also really like Pina Colada's, Sex on the Beach (the drink, perverts!) and mudslides but those get a little pricey after a few.
No it was a completely different story. I had enough sense to keep my mouth shut on the one about him. It was in December 09.
They took me into their space ship, probed me and put a tracking chip in me.
I was a wild child.
Depends how I'm feeling that day.
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Are you a male?nope
What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? I quit 12 years ago but drank Molson Dry
How did you find this site?I kept seeing on another site I was reading on the owner was always going on about how bad it was here,the stories were worded to graphically and just dont read here so of course I had too
What made you decide to join?b/c I loved the threads,havent been back to that old one since I joined here,not even once
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
Geriatrics nurse on alzheimers floor for over 20 years now
Are you an illegal alien? No
Do you have any fetishes? lol nothing bad
If so, what are they? not worth revealing they are pretty vanilla
What kind of women do you find attractive?
Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. No,
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe.
How often do you watch The Weather Channel?Never
Do you have any piercings? If so, describe (all)Belly button,ears
Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all)angel wings on my hip with my babys birth date and death date,tramp stamp of sun and moon wrapped in ribbon and tiny gold stars around it,baptized in dirty waler on my ankle(my grand dad always told me that),half purple(pancriatic cancer) and half pink(breast cancer) ribbon on other ankle with the letters "E"and "K" for my 2 best friends that died of cancer 2 years ago,couple more tiny ones
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
Which ever is going the fastest
What is your favorite type of tree?Joshua Tree
Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? Im a great cook
Have you ever been caught masturbating in an inappropriate place and was it humiliating?Explain lol never
"Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" - Unknown
For every murdered child
We fly with all prevailing winds of change,
For any quirk of fate we may arrange.
We are not "meek" or "mild";
Don't turn your back when twilight dims the sky -
We'll haunt the perpetrators till they Die
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Yeah ok that was a little lame. I am a steam engineer and have a marine engineering business. That's a glorified term for fixing peoples boats.Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
I have a job as well as my side business
Well for God's sake, don't overwhelm with your verbosity! Shut up already. (Seriously, how's a girl supposed to learn anything from that?)
Not likelyAre you an illegal alien? Not yet, But expect to be soon so I can get everything for free while you suckers work.
Perhaps if you tried a sex change and a marriage.
I missed this one, sorry.What kind of women do you find attractive? . . .
See, now, that's promising and makes my suggestion all the more realistic.
I like sexysmart women with half a brain and are comfortable in their own skin. No fake appearances or put ons
Sorry forgot to mention he is a guy. if it was a female and I was using my mating call, I would be utilixzing a little hair pulling.Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. Yes,
My attorney has been earnestly attacking a bordering property owner to maintain easement rights and powers of the dominant estate.
Today No parking sign went up on his property. I will have him arrested if he takes them down.
Great way to meet a guy. They love it when you antagonize them. Wedding bells in a year.
Yes, The great Pacific Northwest. Right on the coast and bordering Canada.How often do you watch The Weather Channel? In the Northwest? are you kidding me? they have no clue. if you don't like the weather wait 5 minutes. We don't tan. We rust.
Must be in the Pacific Northwest. I am familiar with this sentiment.
Ok here's how you do it. Make a word document odering a discovery of the ploice officers background, all his credentials, The radar certs, His cell phone records to see if he was on his cell at the time, and anything else that even peripherally relates to the guy. Submit it to the clerk. You have the right to present evidence. They are accusing you of something right? The clerk will dismiss it in the interest of justice because it it way too much work for a ticket you are contesting. Never even gets to the judge. They have to produce anything you ask for. If they don't it is dismissed. Actually my attorney has a template he just tweaks a little. Out of 2000 tickets, he has lost 7. anyone can do it. Most don't because the cost of an attorney is more than the ticket. But it wont be on your record if you a habitual like me.On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
I get in the fast lane and go. I have a perfect record of beating speeding tickets. I have a secret.
Share. I won't tell anyone.
Now that you are done going up my ass with a microscope you should modify some of those questions like I did to get some good shit out of people. :P
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"Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq
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@malq! That is a great tool to use ! Thanks! Thats weird about fixing boats. I used to make stuff for the fishing industry..roe reactors, fixing fish vacs, ect... I even made a little fridge for this football player in Ballard for his boat. It was ridiculous what he paid for it.
Motherhood; its long, its hard, its extremely satisfying
What did you have for breakfast today? A glass of bitch?
I have a fetish too, its called beating a bitch with a bat until my arm cramps up ~ Mybabiesmomma ~
I answer nothing....I don't need my kinks and type of underpants coming back to haunt me:P
Dakota Valkyrie : You don't have FBI in Canada. It would probably be the Royal Mounted Child Porn Cadets or some other gang dressed up with cool hats that came in shooting up your pussy
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Defiant.
What was it? Does it still exist?What made you decide to join?b/c I loved the threads,havent been back to that old one since I joined here,not even once
you must be emotionally and mentally very tough to do this for so long.Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
Geriatrics nurse on alzheimers floor for over 20 years now
So they involve food . . .Do you have any fetishes? lol nothing bad
If so, what are they? not worth revealing they are pretty vanilla
You forgot to mention the "slippery when wet" one.Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all)angel wings on my hip with my babys birth date and death date,tramp stamp of sun and moon wrapped in ribbon and tiny gold stars around it,baptized in dirty waler on my ankle(my grand dad always told me that),half purple(pancriatic cancer) and half pink(breast cancer) ribbon on other ankle with the letters "E"and "K" for my 2 best friends that died of cancer 2 years ago,couple more tiny ones
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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I know I'm not really a usual on here but dammit, I'm gunna play anyway
if that's okay...
Are you a male? nahh, sometimes I wish I was though. It seems sooo much easier and rewarding but then again, it really doesn't.
What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? weekly basis, a lot. we drink Natural Light.... rocking tha beer gut
How did you find this site? hmm, I really can't remember... google?
What made you decide to join? I wanted to join in on the chat box while reading of more sick and twisted ppl out there in the world who made me feel better about myself..
mission accomplished.
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
Unemployed loser.. I make hubby do all the work.
Student though...
Are you an illegal alien? Not that I know of but my parents have lied to me in the past.
Do you have any fetishes? um.. hm.
If so, what are they? I really like it when ppl touch my feet hahahaha I really do.
What kind of women do you find attractive? Bad Girls.
Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. Probation ends November this year (yay!) and then on record for another 7 years I believe. Oh, and I vote!
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe. Thongs, G-strings and boy shorts
How often do you watch The Weather Channel? Only when I have something good to do and I know something bad is going to screw it up.. like a tsunami or raining cows.
Do you have any piercings? If so, describe (all) 3 in left ear, 4 in right ear, navel, tongue, nipple, back of my neck, lip (left side)
Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all) 'fallen' on left wrist; red skull and crossbones on right wrist; 5 1 6 on side my neck; playboy bunny behind right ear; 'devii' on back of neck with hearts; cross with roses on back; cherry blossoms on left tootsie
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
Which ever lane does not have a semi truck.
What is your favorite type of tree? Banyan Tree.
Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? I can boil water. I'm the best!
Have you ever been caught masturbating in an inappropriate place and was it humiliating?Explain omg I would die.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born again. ~Sylvia <3 Plath
I am too pure for you or anyone.
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Are you a male? Only on days that end in "Y"
What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? Daily Budweiser and a little whiskey on occasion
How did you find this site? A link at the Weekly Vice
What made you decide to join? Loved the varied personalities in here
Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names. Primary is derrick hand on a drilling rig, secondary is Maintenance
Are you an illegal alien? I cannot answer that until my other parents comae and claim me!
Do you have any fetishes? Oh yeah!
If so, what are they? I love to go swimming with bowlegged women and dive between their legs!
What kind of women do you find attractive? Wild and opinionated
Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. I am being sued, I think? They can't seem to make up their minds.
Do you wear boxers, briefs, thongs, bikinis, granny panties, nothing at all, or something else? If "something else," describe. Commando or boxers
How often do you watch The Weather Channel? Hell NO!
Do you have any piercings? If so, describe 4 in left ear
Do you have any tattoos? Both arms are almost completely covered. (I'm still debating the designs for the rest)
On the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
I drive in the median! Less traffic!
What is your favorite type of tree? Tree of knowledge
Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? I'm no chef, but you can almost ckoke it down!
Have you ever been caught masturbating in an inappropriate place and was it humiliating?Explain No but I have caught my worm spanking the monkey in a wheelbarrow
Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent.
Justice and the law are 2 seperate issues!
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Of course, it's okay. The more the merrier!I know I'm not really a usual on here but dammit, I'm gunna play anyway
if that's okay...
Is it pathetic that I understand you completely?Are you a male? nahh, sometimes I wish I was though. It seems sooo much easier and rewarding but then again, it really doesn't.
An image is forming:What kind of beer, and how much, on a weekly basis (on average, of course)? weekly basis, a lot. we drink Natural Light.... rocking tha beer gut
A student of life?Are you employed? If yes, tell us about your position and place of employment. If no, tell us why we should not laugh at you and call you names.
Unemployed loser.. I make hubby do all the work.
Student though...
Hanging out at the mani/pedi shops?If so, what are they? I really like it when ppl touch my feet hahahaha I really do.
Oh do tell! I must know more. Are you reformed? Do you have a neck tat?Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. Probation ends November this year (yay!) and then on record for another 7 years I believe. Oh, and I vote!
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So you set off metal detectors.Do you have any piercings? If so, describe (all) 3 in left ear, 4 in right ear, navel, tongue, nipple, back of my neck, lip (left side)
There it is! I bet your boyfriend has chin pubes . . . Now see here! You'll have to explain to me what "5 1 6" means and how you are not a tard.Do you have any tattoos? If so, describe (all) 'fallen' on left wrist; red skull and crossbones on right wrist; 5 1 6 on side my neck; playboy bunny behind right ear; 'devii' on back of neck with hearts; cross with roses on back; cherry blossoms on left tootsie
The force is strong with this one, Obi Wan.Can you cook? If so, how well, and when are we invited over? I can boil water. I'm the best!
Well, we know you can spell and know the basic rules of grammar, so you'll just have to do a little extra credit. Show @walkingeagle your underwear?
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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So Sundeh, Mondeh, Tuesdeh, Wednesdeh, Thursdeh, Frideh, Saturdeh . . .
If so, what are they? I love to go swimming with bowlegged women and dive between their legs!
No wonder you like us.What kind of women do you find attractive? Wild and opinionated
Tell me more. . . . Should we be dropping little sacks of flaming shit on their doorstep?Are you currently involved in the legal system? If yes, explain. I am being sued, I think? They can't seem to make up their minds.
So you're not afraid of commitment.Do you have any piercings? If so, describe 4 in left ear
Do you have any tattoos? Both arms are almost completely covered. (I'm still debating the designs for the rest)
Woot! Sidewalks are great, too!in the interstate, are you more likely to be driving in the left lane or the right lane or into the path of oncoming traffic?
I drive in the median! Less traffic!
Okay, that's just blatant pandering. No extra points!What is your favorite type of tree? Tree of knowledge
Awkward!!! Where do you go from there? Acknowledge it or act like you didn't see it?Have you ever been caught masturbating in an inappropriate place and was it humiliating?Explain No but I have caught my worm spanking the monkey in a wheelbarrow
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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I told everybody! Bitch was sitting on the backside of my mudhouse hiding from the digger!
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Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent.
Justice and the law are 2 seperate issues!
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