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    One Cornbread Pan And Two old Men

    Yard sale etiquette apparently went out the window Friday in Sonora after a 70-year-old man hit another man over the head with a cornbread pan while the two were trying to get access to the sale items.

    Jon Joslin, 70, was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon. The victim, Joseph Brown, 64, suffered a head laceration but refused medical treatment at the scene
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    According to Wilson, Joslin arrived early at the yard sale on Via Este Road and was told he would not be allowed to buy anything until 8 a.m. because that was the advertised start time.

    Brown arrived a little later, at 7:45 a.m., and apparently the two talked about how other yard sales operated differently, Wilson said.

    At about 8 a.m., the two walked up a long driveway to the sale, with Brown walking ahead of Joslin.

    Wilson said Joslin didn’t like this, and tried tripping Brown. Not knowing what was going on, Brown continued, and Joslin tried tripping Brown again, Wilson said.

    Now aware of what was happening, Brown told Joslin to stop and an argument ensued. Brown pushed Joslin, and Joslin — who had the five-pound, cast-iron pan in his hand — hit Brown over the head with it, Wilson said.

    Deputies arrived, and took Joslin into custody, Wilson said.
    http://www.modbee.com/2010/08/27/131...ute-turns.html

    I wonder if either has a good recipe for Jalapeno Cheese Cornbread??
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    This is some funny shit....I need video.
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    Really, Seriously! Can you imagine the other standing around WTF
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    It's like straight out of an old comedy movie.
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    "Grumpy Old Men" immediately cam to mind!
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    Wow, I don't want to get old if this what I have to look forward to.
    Wish I could have there to see this!

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    he hee.... at least dentures and canes weren't flying...

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    OMG that's hilarious!! I can just see that pan whalloped off a guy's head, and his dentures flying across the lawn sale, into the "25 cents each" bin... LMFAO!!

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    I want cornbread....
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    From the title of the story, I immediately thought it was going to be something gross and devious. Think: that certain scene in American Pie. Gladly, it was just a hilarious story about two old men with too much spare time on their hands. Although, picture the hijinks they could get into together at a nursing home. It could be the next hit reality show!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDepressor View Post
    From the title of the story, I immediately thought it was going to be something gross and devious.
    Me too. I was thinking along the lines of 2 girls, 1 cup gross.
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    Wow... I guess "In this economy" a yard sale cornbread pan is like gold? I seriously need to find some to sell I think!!!

    What does the owner of the house do in a situation like that?? Myself, I love early yard salers, I get rid of my crap quicker. But if two men are visibly fighting on your property???? I guess I get my beebee gun & order them off? Do I stash all my possible "deadly weapons" such as pans until the police arrive?

    Seriously - this is worth contemplation. I'm having a sale in November, plan of action is necessary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKaz View Post
    Wow... I guess "In this economy" a yard sale cornbread pan is like gold?
    In ANY economy a well seasoned cast iron cornbread pan at yard sale prices would be gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    In ANY economy a well seasoned cast iron cornbread pan at yard sale prices would be gold.

    No one throw a pan at me but I consider myself a pretty good cook...EXCEPT in cast iron! I always burn the food.... :P Maybe cast iron hates me.

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