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  1. May 7th, 2008, 08:39 PM #1
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    Shawn Kellerman Adds Bleach to Ex's Drink; She Drank It



    Shawn Ryan Kellerman, 20, man was arrested Tuesday after he poured bleach into his ex-girlfriend’s drink, causing her to get sick.

    His arrest stems from an incident the day before when Kellerman took his 18-year-old ex-girlfriend to the movies. The young woman became sick after consuming a drink and would later be taken to the Sierra Vista Regional Health Center to be treated for burning and blistering to her throat.

    Movie theater employees found the cup she had been drinking from and smelled the distinct odor of bleach. They then called police.

    http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/...s-drink-wphoto
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    If the theater employees could smell the bleach, why couldn't she?? And the taste? I accidentally splashed bleach on my face and in my mouth one time...not only does it have a distinct odor but a really, really, REALLY bad taste!
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    Are the police sure they hadn't gone to see Iron Man and she poisoned herself to spare herself watching the whole thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
    If the theater employees could smell the bleach, why couldn't she?? And the taste? I accidentally splashed bleach on my face and in my mouth one time...not only does it have a distinct odor but a really, really, REALLY bad taste!
    That's exactly what I thought. What the hell did he tell her it was, moonshine from his grandpa?
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    Heeeeeeeey!! He looks like the other guy wearing a sheet from another thread!!
    Is that the new thing in jailhouse fashion??
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
    Heeeeeeeey!! He looks like the other guy wearing a sheet from another thread!!
    Is that the new thing in jailhouse fashion??
    Maybe they're offered a haircut before the photo shoot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
    Heeeeeeeey!! He looks like the other guy wearing a sheet from another thread!!
    Is that the new thing in jailhouse fashion??
    I was wondering the same thing..why do they do that? Afraid if there's a logo on the perps shirt, the company will want royalties or something? Looks like he's freaking getting a haircut for God's sake, not being busted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post


    Shawn Ryan Kellerman, 20, man was arrested Tuesday after he poured bleach into his ex-girlfriend’s drink, causing her to get sick.

    His arrest stems from an incident the day before when Kellerman took his 18-year-old ex-girlfriend to the movies. The young woman became sick after consuming a drink and would later be taken to the Sierra Vista Regional Health Center to be treated for burning and blistering to her throat.

    Movie theater employees found the cup she had been drinking from and smelled the distinct odor of bleach. They then called police.

    http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/...s-drink-wphoto


    So he invites her to the movies so that he can get her to drink bleach?? She obviously drank quite a bit if her throat blistered. I really don't get how she didn't smell or taste it. I think one sip would have been all I need.
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    I'm not sure I'd be going to any movies with any exes either....not any of MY exes anyway.
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    Thing is, he PLANNED this. This wasn't spur of the moment. Gotta make the invitation (perhaps gritting teeth while trying to sound friendly) and bring the bleach along.
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