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    First Bi-Monthly Mugshot Beauty Pageant Semifinals

    Vote Away!
    Last edited by swivel; May 7th, 2008 at 08:52 AM.

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    fuck this is a toughie...how do you want us to respond by number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mammasweets View Post
    fuck this is a toughie...how do you want us to respond by number?
    I set up a poll. Just click on the check box and click "Vote". You may have seen my original post, which was confusing, if so, ignore me. :)

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    Dayum. I can't believe after all that, we were left with these ugly bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    Dayum. I can't believe after all that, we were left with these ugly bitches.
    Do wha?? I have pretty high standards, and I would fuck two of these girls happily. Another two I could wash up a bit and fuck just as readily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Do wha?? I have pretty high standards, and I would fuck two of these girls happily. Another two I could wash up a bit and fuck just as readily.

    Which two would you readily and which two need a washing?


    My mouse refuses to click any....DAYUM, they need paper bags STAT!

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    Okay I'm a tard and need clarification. Do we vote based solely on attractiveness or on the appeal of the mugshot? For example, based on looks #1 Heather Locklear wannabe is the prettiest but based on mugshot, #4 Alanis Morisette wannabe looks hateful & like she would kick my ass.

    Sorry if I've killed it for anyone by asking, but want to make sure I understand the rules of the game!
    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin


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    I voted for #5 because her expression says "could you hurry the fuck up? I wanna get back on MySpace sometime today!"

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    Swivel man WTF?? I tell you about my new found appreciation for blonde women and there is only 1 in the running?? Are you trying to squelch my bi tendencies??

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Do wha?? I have pretty high standards, and I would fuck two of these girls happily. Another two I could wash up a bit and fuck just as readily.
    You're talking to Kathy. Let's be real. When it comes to looks, these girls are pretty distant as Kathy peers over the edge of her pedestal, and rightly so.

    Your standards are questionable, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom of 4 View Post
    Swivel man WTF?? I tell you about my new found appreciation for blonde women and there is only 1 in the running?? Are you trying to squelch my bi tendencies??
    There's about 280 more to look through. Most are non-blonde. Blondes tend to talk their way out of being arrested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Do wha?? I have pretty high standards, and I would fuck two of these girls happily. Another two I could wash up a bit and fuck just as readily.
    i'm trying to decide if that makes me really hot or really fugly.

    :D

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    Damn...I think the people at Girls Gone Wild have an untapped fountain of income in FOXY FELONS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThreeOnAMeathook View Post
    Damn...I think the people at Girls Gone Wild have an untapped fountain of income in FOXY FELONS!
    Im pretty sure there is a porno with suposedley fresh out of jail felons, I think its by Hustler but fuck if I can find it. I wanted to put an image of the cover.

    there is actually a "Criminals Gone Wild" but it aint about fellons flashing their stuff, its about some fuckers faking crimes and totally punking mainsteem media into promoting their product as real. link

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    This is really what is left? They are some hurt pieces.
    I guess number 1, she looks like she would be an Ok looking Mom or something. I guess..
    Last edited by celtic friend; May 7th, 2008 at 10:26 PM. Reason: question mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Do wha?? I have pretty high standards, and I would fuck two of these girls happily. Another two I could wash up a bit and fuck just as readily.
    You gotta be out of your damn mind! Are you serious?

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    i picked 3 cause she has a big ol smile :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic friend View Post
    You gotta be out of your damn mind! Are you serious?
    As a heart attack. (4,1,5,3 - In that order)

    The semi-finals are going to stay open until the finals start, so this poll will be active for several months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    As a heart attack. (4,1,5,3 - In that order)

    The semi-finals are going to stay open until the finals start, so this poll will be active for several months.
    If I was a dude or bi, I would pick...1,5,3, and that is only if I had to pick not actually DO them.
    1 is the best but it would be like doing my Mom, ugghhh.

    I can't believe you would really do them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    Do wha?? I have pretty high standards, and I would fuck two of these girls happily. Another two I could wash up a bit and fuck just as readily.
    Well damn, I always thought you had better standards then that.

    I am not sure why I thought that though.

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    swivel likes bad girls...ha ha ha

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    and Miley Cyrus.

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