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  1. August 2nd, 2010, 04:47 PM #1
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    Randy Humple wanted a spider



    A Maryland man has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for stealing a spider from a public library. Carroll County Circuit Judge J. Barry Hughes sentenced 27-year-old Randy Humple of Westminster Monday.
    Staff at the Westminster library called police May 19 after they discovered Chili Rose, a Chilean Rose tarantula at the information desk, had disappeared. Witnesses told authorities they saw Humple with the spider and that he bragged about swiping it.
    Hughes also sentenced Humple to four years in prison for violating his probation in a 2007 assault case. Humple told the judge he knows he's done some stupid things and he wants to serve his sentence.
    http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/mary...library-072710
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    It looks like he has a spider on his head...
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    Seriously dude, you would risk jail for a spider?
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    Humple told the judge he knows he's done some stupid things and he wants to serve his sentence.
    And one of them stoopid things it on his head. My God man get a hair cut for crying out loud.
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