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    Ladies! He's Single, Won't Hog the Remote, and Has a Great Sense of Humor!

    I was checking MySpace for Christopher Allen the camel-puncher and came across this profile for another Christopher Allen:

    I am currently at the Colorado State Correctional Facility in Canon City, Colorado. I, along with two other individuals, was accused of murder. I did not commit this crime and seek to regain my freedom at the conclusion of my Appeal. I have many friends and family members that know I did not commit this crime and they are standing by my side. I am a good natured person with a great sense of humor. I enjoy many activities including; song writing, singing, martial arts, DJing, reading, writing poetry, boating, fishing and being with friends and family. I welcome anyone that would like to be a penpal.



    You'd think there would somehow he could get some picture besides his mugshot up. But, at least he's putting his incarceration right out there!

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=360952733
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    EGADS! I'd shit myself if that's what I saw in the mirror every morning!

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    Uhhh...thanx but no thanx.
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    Seems he's doing life for murder.
    http://www.gazette.com/articles/alle...r_elliott.html

    Allen is one of three men arrested in Elliott’s killing April 11, 2001. Her nude body was found in the bathtub of her townhouse. She died from skull fractures, according to the coroner, likely from being hit with a steel barbell. There was also evidence she was strangled with a blanket.

    Elliott bought drugs from Ryan Krueger and was selling them, according to an arrest affidavit. Krueger told Benjamin Gunvalsen and Allen that he needed to “take care of” Elliott because he believed she was snitching on them.

    Gunvalsen, is serving four years in prison after pleading guilty to accessory and agreeing to testify against the other two.

    Allen's defense attorney said Gunvalsen is lying to cover his role in Elliott’s death. “Lie big. Keep it simple. Tell it often enough and they’ll believe it,” he said. “Gunvalsen is trying to frame Chris Allen for the murder he committed.”

    Allen's defense attorney also said Allen's DNA wasn’t found at the crime scene and that Gunvalsen and Krueger planned to rob Elliott for her drugs and money.

    Jurors deliberated for more than seven hours before finding Allen guilty of murder, accessory and conspiracy. He was sentenced to life in prison.

    Krueger, the last of the three men arrested in Elliott's slaying, is currently on trial on a first-degree murder charge.

    Krueger told jurors he's innocent and that prosecutors "made a deal with the devil" when they agreed to the plea deal with Gunvalsen. He said Gunvalsen was the actual murderer and denied being in the townhouse the night Elliott was killed.

    Krueger pointed out that Gunvalsen's DNA was found at the crime scene, but his was not.
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    I wonder how come he needs pen pals if he has so many friends and family supporting him? Wonder which one of the fine folks set the site up for the poor boy??

    I would be his pen pal but I think there are laws against what I would write.

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    Chris, how's the boating and fishing going? Bubba helping you with your singing?

    Nice butthead!

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    You know some crazy chick will fall madly in love with him.
    I don't get those chicks, getting married to guys they find in prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisaznola View Post
    You know some crazy chick will fall madly in love with him.
    I don't get those chicks, getting married to guys they find in prison.
    Someone has to spend all those cigarettes!

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