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    Inmate Albert Fabian Jr. Chokes On Deodorant Container


    Looks like he is choking here.

    Jail authorities in Cleveland say an inmate who had an empty deodorant container lodged in his throat collapsed and later died.
    Authorities say 47-year-old Albert Fabian Jr. of Parma got panicky in his Cuyahoga County jail cell Monday night and motioned to a guard that he was choking. Guards, a nurse and doctor went to his aid and dislodged the deodorant container. He was declared dead at a hospital 49 minutes later.
    Jail spokesman John O'Brien said the case doesn't appear to be a suicide. He declined to comment further, saying it remains under investigation. Authorities did not comment on why the item was in the inmate's throat. A cause of death is pending.
    Fabian was awaiting trial on aggravated burglary and other charges.
    http://www.local12.com/news/local/st...TXlwkew6Q.cspx

    I wanna know which deoderant so we can gauge the size of it. HOW do you swallow a deoderant container?
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    That is just strange as crap weird looking dude too

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    Finally a story here with a happy ending. I wished I had the video so I could play it over and over and over.
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    maybe he was trying to stretch his throat to make the visits to the shower easier
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    yeah maybe we should have it as a timed event and demonstrate how to do it. Sure beats lettings these worthless repeat offenders back on the street. let them bite the dust... oops i mean swallow the odor eater.

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