Mugshot Beauty Pageant

**dop** · May 12th, 2008, 10:38 AM

Obiously its just me but personally I think Sharon looks drop dead gorgeus. The other one looks like Condorito*.

*Because I bet no one here knows who Condorito is:

**skeptical** · May 12th, 2008, 11:38 AM

Autumn. She's just more appealing.

**DA Devil's Advocate** · May 12th, 2008, 12:01 PM

Sharon , no contest.

**Miss. Hill** · May 12th, 2008, 12:52 PM

Sharon

**TheLittleFriend** · May 12th, 2008, 01:35 PM

Sharon. She look nicer than Autumn.

**What Would Satan Do** · May 12th, 2008, 02:08 PM

She looks high-maintenance but what the hell, I like a challenge...Sharon.

**Morbid** · May 12th, 2008, 02:18 PM

I gotta go with Sharon as well, even though they both look a bit off. But at elast with Sharon, I can tell her she could have had a V8 without really having to aim much.

**Nell** · May 12th, 2008, 02:57 PM

Autumn. Like Kathy said they are both ehh, so I did a quarter flip.

**Jaded** · May 12th, 2008, 05:50 PM

I asked the Magic 8 Ball on this one.....Autumn.

**celtic friend** · May 12th, 2008, 06:30 PM

Sharon, she just needs some nice thick bangs.

**swivel** · May 12th, 2008, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Morbid

I gotta go with Sharon as well, even though they both look a bit off. But at elast with Sharon, I can tell her she could have had a V8 without really having to aim much.

Did you mean to say elast!?

And thank you for voting. I'm taking notes on your preferences so I can start doing my hair a bit differently.

**Countess Olenska** · May 12th, 2008, 08:50 PM

For the record. You are NOT right. :D

**impqueen** · May 12th, 2008, 10:43 PM

ELAST!

Sharon is totally winning. But Kathy and Aspartame in their mouse ears are way hotter.

**swivel** · May 13th, 2008, 07:23 AM

I just saw Impqueen's signature and nearly chocked to death on my RaisenBran.

And she was right. Sharon won 10 to 6. I thought this was a pretty even match-up and it could have gone either way.

Oh, and pretty fucking cool that Hippie found the thread because of the podcast, eh?

**swivel** · May 13th, 2008, 07:30 AM

Now, as we select our 6th semifinalist, we return to the "Least repulsive" round!

Bridgette Anne Clark

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Vs. Dorothy Langham Currier

I had some great competition for Bridgette lined up. Until I went to enter their names in, and realized it was the same person. Looks like Bridgette has been in for "picture time" more than once. So... we just might see her again in a future 6th round...

**impqueen** · May 13th, 2008, 07:32 AM

Dorothy. Give her a couple grand in cash, a couple of salon treatments and a little more heroin, she's Courtney Love.

**CorruptedMistress** · May 13th, 2008, 07:34 AM

Dorothy. I love poodles!

**swivel** · May 13th, 2008, 07:36 AM

Damnit... this is going to be a blow-out, isn't it? I had better get my Bridgette vote in before it's too late.

**DA Devil's Advocate** · May 13th, 2008, 07:44 AM

Dorothy, another vote for the poodle factor.

**Rotten Apple** · May 13th, 2008, 07:59 AM

Ugh.

This is hard too.

I'm gonna vote for Bridgette, mostly because even though she looks like hell, she looks like she keeps up with modern styles.

Dorothy looks like shes been having her hair done in her neighbors trailer since the early 80s.

**Lilith** · May 13th, 2008, 08:00 AM

Eh, well shit..
Bridgette has this creepy man in the moon look in her profile shot..
So, Dorothy it is..

**Dark Star** · May 13th, 2008, 08:48 AM

Bridgette for me.....the neck intrigues me so.

Dorothy's hair scares the fucking shit out of me and she looks like a bitch I scrapped with years ago.;)

**Becca** · May 13th, 2008, 09:00 AM

Dorothy is totally rocking that Twisted Sister hair but I'm gonna have to say Bridgette.

**Mom of 4** · May 13th, 2008, 11:35 AM

Bridgette. Dorthy's hair frightens me and so does the blue eyeliner smudged under her eyes.

**Nell** · May 13th, 2008, 11:38 AM

I was gonna say Dorothy cause she doesn't have that weird neck thing going on but I gotta go with Bridgette. I told you, smile in your mugshot and you will creep me out. What the hell are these people smiling about?!