Mugshot Beauty Pageant

[swivel]

There will be two lovely ladies at a time. After we have four winners, I will pit them against each other to get a finalist. Then we will go through 8 more hotties. Eventually the finalists will all go against each other, bracket-style.

The mugshot with the most votes at the end of the day is declared the winner. I have 313 small mugshots lined up for this, and they will be coming in alphabetical order. They are all female, and they are all fuckable by Morbid's standards (not deceased).

Feel free to argue and to change your votes (just edit your post).

First up, Debra Lynn Abercrombie



vs. Tracy Abrams!

[impqueen]

ooohhh, i'm gonna go with Abercrombie on this. Her personal maintenance seems a touch higher, and she lacks the total apathy of the admittedly younger and probably prettier-if-she-smiled Abrams. Both of them have looker potential, but neither of them looks bright enough to find her way out of a paper bag.

Hm. Do we have to look up their offenses ourselves? If so, should we take said offenses into consideration? After all, temperament does play into breed standard.

Edit: Nah, it's Abrams. She is prettier, even if she doesn't smile. Than again, Abercrombie has finer bone structure in profile.

Fuck you, swivel. Fuck you very much.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Abercrombie.

In addition to what impqueen said, she has the hair that transforms nicely from a finely coifed 'do into a gently tussled mug shot style.

[Rotten Apple]

I vote Abercrombie.

She gets points for the frosty pink lipstick. A lady should never be photographed with out lipstick.

[michelle]

Both look a bit haggard, but hell it is a mugshot. Abrams chin is a little weak. I 'm gonna go with Abercrombie. I agree, both would clean up well.

[Miss. Hill]

Abercrombie, even though her hair is over highlighted and frosted lipstick is a 80's no no, she is better looking than Abrams in a cheap hooker sort of way!

[Becca]

Abercrombie, because she looks like a cheap slut!

[Lynntoast]

I'm voting for Abercrombie because.. well, at least her nose is on straight. Abrams is listing to the left a little. Just sayin'

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Just curious, swivel. Are we going to get a male version?
Since few of the men are even remotely normal looking, how about "Best of the WWW" (wild, whacked, weird) or some such??

[skeptical]

Just curious, swivel. Are we going to get a male version?
Since few of the men are even remotely normal looking, how about "Best of the WWW" (wild, whacked, weird) or some such??

Yeah, how bout a male version? I could go for that. I have to vote for Abercrombie though. She just looks more symetrical and is more pleasing to the eye.

[Mom of 4]

I have to go with Abercrombie frosted tips and all!

I vote for a male version as well.:D

[aspartame]

Abercrombie for mee too, cause she has better "Texass haair"

and you know the higher the hair the closer to god. Plus she looks like she would take in in the rear, she has that 80s hair band groopie look.

i feel sorry for the other girl, can we get her some proactive!

and i vote for a boy version too!

[Lilith]

Eh, I do not think either of them is all that..
I would go with Abercrombie though..
Abrams has gigantic ears..

[dop]

Abercrombie by a long shot.

[swivel]

Abercrombie wins 11 to 2 after counting my vote for Abrams. To me, Abrams has that low-maintenance natural beauty, while Abercrombie has the looks you work for (as her name implies). Abrams' weak chin killed her in this round, I believe.

Next up:

Sharon Melina Abston

Vs. Katherine Ann Acosta

[Miss. Hill]

Abston

[dop]

Mine goes for Acosta, looks fucking loveley in those glasses.

[impqueen]

I like Kate Acosta for this one. Despite the lack of a profile shot and the addition of library glasses (which have an appeal all their own, in my opinion), she has lovely eyes and great hair. She just looks less like a washed-up ex-sorority girl and more like a girl you could rehabilitate, if rehabilitation = lots of sex.

I mean, look at her on the right. She's nearly seducing the mugshot guy, and would be if she'd pout with her lower lip a little more. I love her.

[Athena]

Abrams' weak chin killed her in this round, I believe.

I'm more inclined to blame the difference in photo quality. My vote would have gone to Abercrombie, just as I'd give it to Abston this round. It's too difficulty to study the bone structure or skin quality when a picture is washed out.

[Lilith]

Acosta

[swivel]

I'm going to vote for Abston, but this was a difficult one for me. I really went back and forth, and foresee this being a closer race.

Looking ahead, I really don't see much competition for Abercrombie, but I do see a lot of tight races. And then there are some that are just for laughs. Women that I wouldn't fuck with Morbid's shriveled cock.

Then there is the girl who was instructed to show her tattoos... and has one inside her lower lip...

So much to look forward to, I hope you guys are enjoying the diversion. I'm not going to close this one until tomorrow morning.

[Mom of 4]

Abston gets my vote. Not sure why? Maybe I am into blonde women? :p

[swivel]

Abston gets my vote. Not sure why? Maybe I am into blonde women? :p

You know what? I think that is what swayed me as well.

[Mom of 4]

You know what? I think that is what swayed me as well.

Well then we have the same taste in women. :p

[Rotten Apple]

I vote for Acosta. Mostly because she has my first and middle name...and also because I had glasses similar to those before lasik.

And the other one looks like my Senior HS English teacher.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Abston. Looking too closely at Acosta's second shot makes me think she's gonna go cross eyed any second...

[DA Devil's Advocate]

Abston, can't really say why though.

[Lynntoast]

Acosta on this one. I like the glasses.

[What Would Satan Do]

Close one, but I've gotta pick Abston in this round.
She looks fun-nuts while Acosta looks more psycho-nuts.

[skeptical]

I gotta vote for Abston. She has that rich bitch pedigreed look.