hi my name is Joshua, thought most everyone calls me oakie. I am 23 years old and i am a single father of two boys my oldest is three and lives with his maternal grandmother because he is my step son so when my wife left she took him ad dropped him off at her moms house my youngest is 15 months and lives with me. well if there is anything eles you want to know just ask.
Hi Oakie
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Hiya, Oakie!
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Welcome!!
Why do they call you "Oakie"? I hope it's derived from your name and not because you have little nuts that fall off at random times. I hate acorns.
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Hello and welcome Josh
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All the sex and violence - when will it begin?
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Sorry to disappoint you but no it is not derived from my name, nor is it because i have little nuts that fall off randomly. They call me oakie cause i am from Oklahoma.Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie
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Why do they call you "Oakie"? I hope it's derived from your name and not because you have little nuts that fall off at random times. I hate acorns.
I am thus forced to conclude that you have large nuts that stay attached. Congrats!
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OH! OK. I got confused because they spelled it wrong.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYY2FQHFwE"]YouTube- Merle Haggard -- Okie From Muskogee[/ame]
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Welcome. I see you have met with welcoming commitee. Hope they didn't scare you...or scar you. Slip into your hip boots...you be thankful for them soon enough. Have fun.
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yes they did but it stuck
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Brace yourself......
fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.
I look forward to your insight as a single parent of two little ones.
Welcome Oakie!.
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