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    Elizabeth Moffett misses her baby daddy, wastes her one call from jail

    A Columbia woman is accused of trying to run her boyfriend over twice in one day with her 1997 Ford Contour.

    Elizabeth D. Moffett, 35, tried to run over her boyfriend, Franklin Johnson, at about 2 p.m. Sunday on Jefferson Street, said Jeff Westbrook, assistant public information officer for the Columbia Police Department.

    Moffett missed Johnson, instead hitting a tree and another vehicle at 1001 Jefferson St., Westbrook said. Johnson told police Moffett tried to hit him with the car earlier in the day as well. He said Moffett aimed her vehicle at him and sped up, Westbrook said.

    Officers found Moffett's vehicle on Sexton Road following the incident. Officers then got a call about a woman in the area wearing only a T-shirt and underwear. Moffett was belligerent and aggressive toward officers, Westbrook said.

    After being arrested, Moffett called Johnson from the police station and threatened to cut his penis off and stab him, Westbrook said.
    http://www.columbiamissourian.com/st...yfriend-twice/
    A Columbia woman is in the Boone County jail, accused of trying to run over her child's father Sunday afternoon.
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    The man told police that he was barely able to get out of the way.

    A passenger told authorities that Moffet was under the influence of crack cocaine and alcohol.

    Moffett faces a long list of charges including suspicion of driving while intoxicated, domestic violence, leaving the scene of an accident and resisting arrest.
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    Damn I couldn't get past her hair in the pic to read the article, I was spellbound by it LOL someone needs to grab some clippers and do the public a favor, she should be charged for something with that hair in public too.
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    lol, that hair is crazy! Somebody definitely needs to get a new hair do. Oh, and I can some her up in two words! CRAZY BITCH!

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    Wow, all that over a guy? Well it's all about you now, honey!

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    What does she style her hair with, a weedwhacker?

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    She got that nice floofy hairstyle from hanging upside down in her attic. You know you just shake it and go.

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