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    Anthony Gonzales was probably easy to pick out of a line-up

    For one suspect, the evidence is allegedly written on his face.

    In the case of Anthony Brandon Gonzales, it's tattooed on his upper lip, according to an affidavit.

    Gonzales, 20, was arrested Thursday in connection to an April home invasion of a local Elvis impersonator.

    What led to Gonzales' arrest were witness statements that one of the suspects had "East Side" tattooed on his upper lip, an affidavit by Pueblo police Detective Cody Wager said.

    The affidavit said Gonzales, a known gang member, is the only person police know who has that tattoo. Jail records show Gonzales also has a "13" tattooed on his face in the shape of a goatee.

    "With ‘East Side’ tattooed on his upper lip, it's hard to miss him," said Sgt. Eric Bravo.

    Reportedly armed with a knife and sword, Gonzales and another masked suspect assaulted and robbed Robert Segura, aka Michael Segura, in his Mesa Junction home in the early morning hours of April 19.
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    I vote to have "IDIOT" tattooed across his forehead in big block letters, prison style. His forehead seems large enough to accommodate that.

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    I bet his Mama is so proud. Not a bad looking kid before the jackass tattoos. Does he have ANY idea how stupid he looks?

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    oh my gosh, thats some funny shit.

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    Well thugs aren't known for their intelligence.
    The World is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing...Albert Einstein

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    You know, I really do favor this sort of activity. If all criminals were to just brand themselves with identifying tattoos, it could really ease the court costs.

    I personally suggest, for convenience, they tattoo their names to their upper lip. Since it's semi-permanent, I also recommend forcibly changing this gentleman's name to "East Side."
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    Haha! What a fucken douche!

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    I had to email that damn picture to my kids. I wonder if this guy lost a bet while drunk and his homies did this? Are people that stupid? Argghhh what am I saying, of course they are!
    The World is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing...Albert Einstein

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