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  1. May 23rd, 2010, 10:42 AM #1
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    Kenneth Parkerson reportedly said "I picked the wrong house"



    Parkerson, 28, was arrested Wednesday night after he allegedly sneaked into the screened patio of a home, carrying a video camera, police said.

    The homeowner's wife saw him and yelled for her husband, Pembroke Pines firefighter Ireneusz Fajkis, according to the police report.

    Fajkis chased Parkerson onto his front lawn and tackled him to the ground, according to the police report.

    Parkerson, of Coral Springs, was taken to Coral Springs Medical Center, where he talked to a nurse treating his wounds.

    "I picked the wrong house," he reportedly said, "because a UFC [mixed martial arts] fighter lived there and beat me up."
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    i'd say he did! LOL!
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    Hopefully this will teach him to stay out of homes where he's not been invited!!!

    But being the dumb shit he is, probably not!!
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    I love that mug shot, I like it when these freaks get their asses kicked before they even make it to the jail.
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    Hilarious!
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    This was on the FP back on the 14th. Nice beatdown, btw.
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    Oh now you know this dudes lawyer is gonna get the "UFC" Fighters ( lol ) charged with assault and battery.
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    Parkerson, 28, was arrested Wednesday night after he allegedly sneaked into the screened patio of a home, carrying a video camera, police said.

    What was this man planning to do after he gained entry anyway?
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    Why would he bring a video camera to a robbery? Oh wait, its Florida. Enough said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas View Post
    Why would he bring a video camera to a robbery? Oh wait, its Florida. Enough said.
    I'm betting he is a peeping tom, not a burglar...
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    Why would he bring a video camera to a robbery?
    Apparently, to record his own beat down...idiot
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    I believe when this was on the FP, it said he has been arrested for using the camera to peep in on women. So he is more of a peeper than a robber.
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