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    Man Marries Dying Cat



    Fur better or fur worse

    A man from the eastern Germany state of Saxony man is so in love with his ailing cat that he has reportedly married her.


    Postal worker Uwe Mitzscherlich decided to marry his 15-year-old black and white cat Cecilia because she may not have long to live, daily Bild reported on Monday.

    “Cecilia has such a trusting nature,” Mitzscherlich told the paper. “Between us there is an inner bond, a harmony of hearts – it’s unique.”

    The two met some 10 years ago when he was vacationing on the Baltic Sea coast. The love between them was so strong that when the 39-year-old, who lives in Possendorf near Dresden, realised that his asthmatic and overweight feline friend would likely die soon, he decided to make it official.

    But because German authorities will not officiate a wedding between man and cat, Mitzscherlich asked 56-year-old actress Christin-Maria Lohri to do the honours for a fee of €300.

    “I first thought it was a joke,” said the actress, who is known for her role on police drama Polizeiruf 110. “But for Mr. Mitzscherlich this is about fulfilling his heart’s desire.”

    Dressed in a tuxedo with a top hat, the groom held his bride, who wore a tiny wedding gown. The ceremony was complete with flowers, a wedding march, vows and a kiss.

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    Did they consummate the marriage?
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    Did they consummate the marriage?
    Don't know if I should laugh or puke at that....but, I must be twisted too Penelopejo, because the same thought crosssed my mind.
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    what.the.fuck.

    i mean, seriously...
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just my luck sucks View Post
    Don't know if I should laugh or puke at that....but, I must be twisted too Penelopejo, because the same thought crosssed my mind.
    hey, it ain't legal if they didn't do it.

    I'm sure that cat is dying to get the marriage annulled.
    "Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
    they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by penelopejo View Post
    Did they consummate the marriage?
    I bet he would tear that pussy up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by backlash View Post
    I bet he would tear that pussy up...
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    The bride looks pissed.


    Do the math.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyCygnet View Post
    The bride looks pissed.
    She has that "please kill me now" look on her face.

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    A little pussy never hurt anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unamused Cat View Post
    She has that "please kill me now" look on her face.
    I recognize that look from all of the cats who ever had the misfortune of being dressed in doll clothes.


    Do the math.

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    Hahahahahaha <breath> hahahahahaha! That is the stupidist thing I've heard in a looooooong time.
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    He's single? That's surprising......

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    Wouldn't you shave your pussy on your wedding day?

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    Wow...I guess I never thought of doing that when my cat was sick because I'm already married.

    Seems weird though - marrying someone who's dying. Is that cat very wealthy?

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    Very strange-one thing I can say is at least it's a story about someone "loving" their pet as opposed to the usual horrible stories of someone harming their pet

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    Its okay to love your cat....but its not okay to "Love" your cat.
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    The ceremony was complete with flowers, a wedding march, vows and a kiss.
    I wonder if anyone gifted a mental health evaluation for this poor sap????!
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    He should have been wearing a straigh jacket instead of a tux. Wonder if they had diced mice with a lovely mint dip at the reception??
    Last edited by claddaghgirl; May 7th, 2010 at 03:08 PM.
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