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    15-Year-Old Boy Steals Bikinis, Wears One During Getaway

    BC, CANADA - Police have arrested a 15-year-old boy who stole 42 bikinis from a tanning salon as he made his getaway in a stolen van. When he was apprehended he was clad only in one of the stolen garments--a frilly pink one.

    The owner of the Serenity Tanning Salon responded to the alarm going off in her store and caught sight of the thief fleeing her store. She passed the license plate onto police who made the arrest a short time later.

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    :D He'll never live this one down in prison.....

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    awww.. tell me this kid's gonna get a little mercy on this. Do you know how rough it is for teenage transvestites to buy clothes? Even buying eyeshadow is a nightmare. Nobody ever believes it's for their sisters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by impqueen View Post
    awww.. tell me this kid's gonna get a little mercy on this. Do you know how rough it is for teenage transvestites to buy clothes? Even buying eyeshadow is a nightmare. Nobody ever believes it's for their sisters.
    LOL you're not wrong there imp! Hubby and I have a cousin (long story, my cousin by blood, hubby's by marriage but not through me lol) who came out as a fruity transvestite at about age 16 (although to be honest we were waiting for it for a while as you'll see). Before he just accepted it and thought "To hell with what anyone else thinks", he was always "borrowing" nailpolish and makeup from his teenage girl cousins. It was just too fricken scary for him to go to the shop for it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurseronda View Post
    :D He'll never live this one down in prison.....


    I can't stop laughing trying to picture the look on the cops face when he saw the frilly pink bikini!

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