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    Jacob Collins might have thought "Oxybutynin - that must be the good stuff"


    Police said Jacob Collins, 28, of Newfield, was after the painkiller Oxycontin but accidentally stole Oxybutynin when he broke into Matlack's Hometown Pharmacy on Harding Highway in Landisville.
    Police responded to the report of an alarm at 1:30 a.m. and found the glass door of the pharmacy smashed. When the officer entered the store, he found Collins rummaging around and sorting through bottles.
    Collins ran out of the store but was captured before he could make off in his car. Police found more than $500 worth of prescription drugs on Collins, as well as a flashlight, hammer and screwdriver, which were all used in the burglary, police said.
    Collins, who police said changed his name from Adam Greenberg in an attempt to dodge a past of numerous drug arrests, was charged with burglary, theft, criminal mischief and possession of burglary tools.
    http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/n...cc4c03286.html

    Oxybutynin:
    Oxybutynin is used to treat symptoms of overactive bladder, such as frequent or urgent urination, incontinence (urine leakage), and increased night-time urination.
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    what a dipshit!
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    Idiot!

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    Maybe he has an enlarged prostate?
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    Well, if he had an overactive bladder, I'm sure it helped!


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