A Michigan man found staggering outside a Drug Mart at 3 a.m. Saturday apparently wasn’t looking to shop, he was looking for blood.
, 21, of Royal Oak, Mich., told Lorain County sheriff’s deputies he was a vampire who can smell blood
. He also threatened to kill one of the deputies and his children, and also said he would live forever
, according to a sheriff’s office report.
While being taken to the Lorain County Jail, Whiteman began to tell the deputies that the two of them were in trouble because they didn’t know he was actually a 100-year-old vampire and could smell their blood from the back seat of the patrol car.
Deputies had noticed Whiteman trying to gain entry into the store by kicking and pulling on the doors, according to the report. When deputies approached Whiteman, they noticed he was extremely intoxicated and had slurred speech and bloodshot eyes, the report said.
He recently came to the area to apply for fall classes at Oberlin College, according to the report.
When deputies asked what he was doing there, the only thing he stated was the owners of the store had told him if he’d bring them business, they would help him, but he couldn’t elaborate any further, according to the report. Whiteman was muddy and completely soaked from head to toe
when deputies arrested him.
Whiteman had to be forced out of the patrol car once they arrived to the county jail and he continued to be irate and unruly throughout the entire booking process. He also told a female corrections officer at the jail that he wanted to eat her kidney
, the report said.
Because of his behavior, Whiteman had to be placed in a four-point restraint chair.