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    Dominic Deville - Evil birthday party clown for hire


    Dominic Deville had the brainwave after watching his favourite horror movies and set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne.
    And he says his unlikely new venture is going so well that he's laughing all the way to the bank.
    After he is hired to scare a birthday boy or girl, he first contacts his 'victims' to tell them they're being watched.
    Then he taunts them with texts, phone calls and booby-trapped letters warning them that at sometime in their party he's going to smash a cake into their face.
    "It's all in fun and if at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there," he explained.
    "But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless."
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    I would hire this guy for my husband. Just to be fun.
    I don't think my kids would think it fun.
    I KNOW UCat wouldn't - she hates clowns.
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    Holy shit! Damn, I wish I hadn't seen that; I'm still scared of clowns. They're just...wrong. Poor birthday kids!
    Any parent who gets one of these for their kid's birthday should have their parental rights terminated, be tied up and put in a barrel of roaches and be forced to listen to Barry Manilow. For at least a month. See how "funny" they think that is.
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    I know 100% that none of my kids would appreciate a clown from hell at their party

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    I would so hire him just so he could scare the crap outta my hubs. He is deathly afraid of clowns and was almost scared shitless when he saw IT for the first time (he was 20).
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    I was one of those kids who loved being scared senseless, and this would have done it.

    I wonder if he can be hired for surprise parties. It'd be one hell of a surprise.

    Of course, I think my boyfriend might get stabby.
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    Yep. This is my new job.
    I am SO going to do this. After all, I've done similar before.
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    Why did I click this one????? Now that I will be up most of the night, THIS IS WHY I HATE CLOWNS!!!!

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    clowns are awesome , yo!
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    I used to work for one for nearl 13 friggin years.
    Ronald McDonald is now the only clown I hate.
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    Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil clown" who leaves scary notes, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.

    At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.

    Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King's "It" was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.

    Throughout the week leading up to the child's birthday, "The child feels more and more that it is being pursued," Deville told Metro. "The clown's one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days."

    Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.

    Of course, since the creepy stunt is "all in fun," Deville promises to back off if he's asked to by parents.

    "If at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there," he said. "But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless."

    Deville, a Swiss actor working in Lucerne, told Orange News that he got the idea from watching his favorite horror movies.
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    I know its for a childs birthday but wouldnt do this to a kid, but if you hate your Mom it may work.
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    IDK, if I had kids, I would LOVE to get this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valasca View Post
    IDK, if I had kids, I would LOVE to get this.
    I can tell you dont have kids ;LOL
    my sons best friend and my daughters best friend were both terified of clowns growing up and Stephen King book and movie didnt help them get over it

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    Oh, no. Don;t get me wrong. I fear clowns, though I worked for Ronald McDonald for many a year.
    Still, this is right up my alley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valasca View Post
    Oh, no. Don;t get me wrong. I fear clowns, though I worked for Ronald McDonald for many a year.
    Still, this is right up my alley.
    I have clowns a lady at work made for me and she makes and sells them for kids bedrooms and stuff
    we had to hide them when they had sleepovers
    And one time I grabbed one by the head to put in closet and poor Ash almost fainted when the body fell away from the head and it (head) was still in my hand

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