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  1. April 6th, 2010, 05:09 PM #1
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    Clean up in aisle 7 at Brawlmart

    Police aren't sure whether Walmart's prices were so good or if there was a shortage of chocolate rabbits.

    Whatever the reason, seven women ended up in a brawl in the Easter basket aisle Saturday evening.

    Candy eggs, rabbits and Peeps flew through the air in an unlikely Easter exchange.

    Property damage, primarily to candy and Easter decorations, totalled nearly $800.

    Salisbury Police responded to the Walmart at 323 Arlington St. around 7 p.m. Saturday.

    The five officers separated the women into two groups — with each claiming the other group started the fight.

    Unable to figure out who initiated the brawl, officers decided to charge all of those involved in the incident with public affray.

    Those charged, whose ages range from 17 to 24, are Carolyn Elizabeth Chawlk, Carmeisha Shannell Mitchell, Samise Tyshon Mitchell, Kim Rochelle Williams Mashore, Latikgwa Nikia Williams, Tameika Shareece Drye and Tiffany Elaine Chambers.
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  2. April 6th, 2010, 05:10 PM #2
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    Carolyn Elizabeth Chawlk, Carmeisha Shannell Mitchell, Samise Tyshon Mitchell, Kim Rochelle Williams Mashore, Latikgwa Nikia Williams, Tameika Shareece Drye and Tiffany Elaine Chambers.
    I can guarantee...these are not rednecks.
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.
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    Damn nothing like this ever happens in my walmart.
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    Property damage, primarily to candy and Easter decorations, totalled nearly $800.
    That's a lot of Peep smashing!! This one has my in a giggle fit. I so need a time machine and a teleporter.
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  6. April 6th, 2010, 05:45 PM #6
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    I would have so loved to have been there!

    That would have been FUNNY AS HELL to see 8 women fighting for the last Peeps and Chocolate eggs!
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  7. April 6th, 2010, 05:49 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmy82vette View Post
    Latikgwa

    *throws up hands* I give up, between this and Nico's pink braids I've decided I want to change my race...I had a few doubts over naming my daughter "Janiyah", but "Latikgwa", ??? Cmon!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jayjan127 View Post
    *throws up hands* I give up, between this and Nico's pink braids I've decided I want to change my race...I had a few doubts over naming my daughter "Janiyah", but "Latikgwa", ??? Cmon!!!
    Latikgwa?

    Isn't that a Suburb of Buffalo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelJCheaney View Post
    Latikgwa?

    Isn't that a Suburb of Buffalo?
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.
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  10. April 6th, 2010, 06:52 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant View Post
    I can guarantee...these are not rednecks.
    these 2 names you cant be sure ,Pete...

    Carolyn Elizabeth Chawlk, and Tiffany Elaine Chambers.
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
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  11. April 6th, 2010, 07:23 PM #11
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    fuck the peeps I want the reese's peanutbutter egg!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Absynthe~ View Post
    fuck the peeps I want the reese's peanutbutter egg!!!!!!
    i know ,right!
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
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    I want those cadbury creme eggs...I have loved those all my life!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiztidAngel View Post
    these 2 names you cant be sure ,Pete...
    And Kim Rochelle Williams.
    I know an italian first name Rochelle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amazon View Post
    And Kim Rochelle Williams.
    I know an italian first name Rochelle.
    i was iffy on including that one since i know alot of kims and rochelles that have been a mix of races
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
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    Damn. I miss out on everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mybabiesmomma View Post
    Damn nothing like this ever happens in my walmart.
    Here either in my small TN town. Is the country so bad that people have to fight over easter candy? Sounded so funny "peeps flying through the air" HAHAHA
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    you guys should see christmas eve at the walmarts here...DAMN! is all i have to say
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    That's a lot of Peep smashing!! This one has my in a giggle fit. I so need a time machine and a teleporter.
    Me too I really needed the laught today ty peep smashing rofl!!!
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    Candy eggs, rabbits and Peeps flew through the air in an unlikely Easter exchange.
    I'm sorry but that's a fucking funny quote.
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    This seriously made me lol... I would have paid to see this.
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