Hrmmm. Seems you and I have a lot in common, 'story. There are some links between us, see...I too, am irritated by DD, and its people. All the time. You're a chic, and I'm a guy who likes making love to them. You don't fear fools on the internet. Good trait. You're not afraid to say how it is, and what you mean. Yes. Good. However....it seems our history is a little...tainted.
See...I am norwegian. My people have a long history of killing and enslaving yours, and your people do not like mine for it. I will say this: The Vikings never wanted America. We wanted the pussy.
But I am not happy about this:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE61J0FC20100220
A curse? Really? Come on. All that was a long time ago.
And some of my people have been killed by yours too, missy. Perhaps, if we trace back far enough, it could be speculated that your great great great great grandfather maimed my great great great great uncle or some shit. That is actually kind of upsetting, and truth be told, I have to take a step back, compose myself, and really wonder...do I want to do this? Do I want to extend my hand out, to shake yours, and become your friend, perhaps even your lover?
Eh?
Why the fuck not.
What's your sign, baby?
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