Hi everyone,
I just registered an hour or so ago and am still trying to find my way around the forum.
Just wanted to say hello and I look forward to participating here and making new friends.![]()
Hi everyone,
I just registered an hour or so ago and am still trying to find my way around the forum.
Just wanted to say hello and I look forward to participating here and making new friends.![]()


Welcome...DD is a fun place, and addicting.

Welcome to the Den!![]()
"If you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans. I'm not sure that motivation is always a good thing. You show me a lazy prick lying in bed all day watching TV, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble." --George Carlin

welcome to DD!!!!!!
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.


Run. Run while you can.
Once you get in here, you MUST check the site 100 times a day.
Leave me... SAVE YOURSELF!
and welcome and stuff.
"We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.
What does the Bible say about Judge Not? Read here: http://www.cfirecm.com/QandA/Judge%2...e%20Judged.htm
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Winston says, "Cop cars are yummy!".
Sheevaa: I can understand...I got peed on for the first time and got all excited about it:P
DamagedGoods: mm... my meat smells damned tasty, it's a shame I've got another few hours to wait for it.
newstarshipsmell :Sorry, DG, but the Laerma nuts only grow on trees on the world of Dezoris in the Algol star system so unless you have a spaceship...
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hi and welcome! pull up a chair and be prepared to NEVER leave! hehehe!!
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where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

Welcome!
Welcome to DD![]()
Do not drink the water in the village in Central Java. A tip from your uncle Harley.
Welcome!
R
Welcome! You'll feel right at home in no time!
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** It's easier to say what we believe than be what we believe **
Welcome but you have no idea what you have let yourself in for. May the force be with you!
You got two hopes of that happening...No Hope and Bob Hope
I'd like to say welcome and have fun.
That's what I'd LIKE to say.
I should say HAVE THICK SKIN AND IGNORE THE DRAMA LLAMA.
That's what I SHOULD say.
I do say WATCH OUT FOR MORBID'S COUCH and IGNORE PETE COMPLETELY.
You'll understand... given enough time. :)
If ya can't laugh at yourself...guarranteed someone else will.
Welcome, my ass. Spill. More about yourself or we shall light the torches and burn down your estate!
Lizard is not woman, and not a man. She is something you will never understand. ~From the collected works of the great and marvelous Morbid
It's hard to shoot yourself in the foot when it's in your mouth. ~Stephen Colbert
Nice to see (?) a new face here! Welcome, and do what Liz says!![]()
Is there a damned "whimper" emoticon? Don't skeer the newbies, please.
Sheesh! Okay, okay. I have Cherokee ancestry. I'm a stay at home mom who volunteers for a local animal rescue group. I'm a forum junkie.
I need a 12 step program for forum addiction. Any 12 forum addiction program suggestion would be welcomed. :)
Sorry, I can't take time right now to give more info. I'm racing against the clock here as some computer tech is coming to take my computer away in a couple of hours. *sobs*
It needs a check-up and a good cleaning. I'm already in withdrawal just thinking about being without my computer until tomorrow or even may Friday. I need sympathy.![]()
I checked my D'D Forum Rule Book, and it clearly says, "Noobs who are not initially skeered are not worth keeping." I then took a jaunt down Memory Lane, remembering how terrified I was that swivel might notice something I said and deliver a 25,000-word post eviscerating me.
Stay-at-home moms are cool, as are forum junkies, and as are animal rescue folks...as long as the junkie bit doesn't interfere with the animal rescue/mom bits!!!![]()
Lizard is not woman, and not a man. She is something you will never understand. ~From the collected works of the great and marvelous Morbid
It's hard to shoot yourself in the foot when it's in your mouth. ~Stephen Colbert

wOOt! Fresh meat!!
Welcome to the Dreamin' Demon.
"Never make a decision when you need to pee."
--Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)


God bless you, honey...you have no idea..... muahahahahaha!
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you DEAD?"" cb said this to an ex
"I've already got one asshole in my pants, why would I want another one?" cb said this to an obnoxious drunk
"Oh, man! That sucks like a hooker when the rent's due" cb says this when shit gets real
"I don't care HOW big your dick is, it's 3 AM. Go call somebody else" cb said this to an obscene phone caller
Welcome! I remember (fondly) my introduction post.
I would like to stress something that Runecire said... make sure you ignore Pete!!!
Edit: Be sure to feel free to ignore me too if you get the chance.
"I think they’re very clever, they’re trying to confuse us to death. " - Ford Prefect (HHGTTG)
"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all." - Dirk Gently


Welcome!
I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.
--Carl Sagan
D'D IS the intervention, silly!
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
I can't fathom being without a computer for a couple days.. Of course, I have one at work and 5 at home, so I have very little concern of it happening.
Still, you have my sympathy.
"Attempted murder, I mean really. Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted physics?" -- Sideshow Bob
I made a liar out of myself. I was having heart palpitations the closer it got to having my computer picked up. I canceled the appoint but rescheduled for tomorrow morning.
All I did was delay the inevitable. But I swear, my new friends, I was in full blown panic attack mode. I felt like I was handing one of my kids over to a total stranger.
So now you officially know how crazy I am.![]()
where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
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