Timothy Flood put a squirrel’s skull on his penis

[TheMorningStar]

Timothy Flood, 46, is charged with statutory sodomy, attempted statutory sodomy and sexual misconduct.

According to a warrant application filed by the Taney County Sheriff’s Office, an interview was conducted with the victims at the Lakes Area Child Advocacy Center in Branson West.

They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all the time.”

In many areas of the court document, it was redacted to protect the victims’ identities.

The warrant application also stated that Flood had placed a squirrel’s skull “on the head of his penis and tells them to look at it and then eats the squirrel’s eyeballs.”

Flood allegedly told the victims that he was going to “bounce this on top of their heads” and tried to hit one of them in the head with his penis three times, according to the document.

His bond was set at $150,000 cash or surety and remains incarcerated in the Taney County Jail.

http://bransondailynews.com/story.php?storyID=15045

[CasperGirl]

That is one twisted fucker.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

He just happened to have a squirrel skull handy?

What is it wth all the asshats shaking their penis at folks lately? Someday one of 'em is going to meet up with a machete wielder.

I think guys place WAY more importance on looking at their penis than chicks do.

[CasperGirl]

Maybe his girlfriend said he was hung like a squirrel and so he had to go kill an innocent squirrel to compare?

[Twisted]

I think guys place WAY more importance on looking at their penis than chicks do.

I'd have to say this is absolutely and unequivocally true. If you consider most men, even straight ones, we probably look at our own junk more than we look at anyone else's.

Also, with it being such a center of pleasure and entertainment for men, it builds a very real value to the point of being invaluable to us.

You know, sort of like diamonds. LOL

[TwiztidAngel]

remind me never to eat and read posts like this again

[Pete Bondurant]

They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all the time.”

The warrant application also stated that Flood had placed a squirrel’s skull “on the head of his penis and tells them to look at it and then eats the squirrel’s eyeballs.”

I have to admit.....I'm impressed.

[MichaelJCheaney]

I'd have to say this is absolutely and unequivocally true. If you consider most men, even straight ones, we probably look at our own junk more than we look at anyone else's.

Also, with it being such a center of pleasure and entertainment for men, it builds a very real value to the point of being invaluable to us.

You know, sort of like diamonds. LOL

Yea what twisted said.....

And LOOK!!

Mine Waves!!!!!

[Pazuzu]

Does that say he ate the squirrel's eyeballs? I do believe that is a first ladies and gents...

[TheMorningStar]

[Aslan]

The fact that a squirrel skull fits comfortably on his penis probably explains a lot.

[Twisted]

The fact that a squirrel skull fits comfortably on his penis probably explains a lot.

May depend on the squirrel. I swear there are some that are almost as big as cats around my area. I'd be very impressed to see a guy that couldn't fit one of their skulls comfortably on his manhood.

Well, comfortably is probably a relative term when you're wearing something that can shear the bark off a tree with its teeth.

[Gidget]

O M G W T F ?!

[Aslan]

I too have seen huge squirrels, big bellies at least. The thing is their heads are always pretty small.

Anyway I'm bored so I did a search on Ozark mountain squirrel (since that's where it seemed this happened)



Who the fuck is this guy and why is he in there?


However, you are correct. Sometimes squirrels have heads even bigger than humans themselves;)