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    An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight

    Guess we all need to have goals
    Guess we'll eventually pay the medical bills

    Woman aims to become world's fattest
    An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman.
    Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.
    The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg.
    "I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.
    Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories.
    "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite," she said.
    Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go.
    Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said.
    "I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said.
    To put on enough weight, Ms Simpson will need to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is six times the recommended daily intake for women.
    In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

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    That is fucking vile. I can understand if you want to be a selfish cow if you've got no one but yourself to be responsible for but to choose to put yourself at such an increased risk of early death when you're a mother is just pure deranged narcissism.

    Ten to one her partner is a "feeder".

    That poor kid having to grow up in such an ass backwards environment.

    ETA: Just did the math - she gave birth to her daughter when she was 530 POUNDS?! I wonder how that fucking miracle happened.
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    what a wonderful mother.....im sure the child will grow up well rounded.

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    $815aweekgrocery bill outrageous!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by biteme View Post
    it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down,"
    ...Riiiiiiiight...
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    That's disgusting. I don't understand how people can eat like that and I'm medically obese. I don't eat ANYTHING like that. Ick. I have trouble eating much more than 10-12 small pieces of sushi (whatever two rolls make). I read some of the things people like this eat and I really don't realize why I'm fat because I eat normal amounts of food just until recently it wasn't the best choice of foods.
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    why is she gonna do this and be a mother? seriously...shes too big to 'run after' anyone much less a toddler!... i smell some child neglect while the mother 'incapacitates' herself
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go
    Seriously....gross! I just don't even know how you would consume that much food in one sitting?? How is it possible?
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    In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.
    Holy FUCK.

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    shiiiiiiiiiiit...people pay to watch you EAT??...where the hell is my webcam...
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/n...WiCg3yjEWaxx9N

    is that diet sunkist on that table??...seriously? diet? why bother?
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    So, let's place bets on how long it will take CPS to become involved based on the fact that she will be unable to provide for the child's basic needs. Shit, thinking about it, they should remove the kid from the home before she becomes dinner......
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedanap View Post
    So, let's place bets on how long it will take CPS to become involved based on the fact that she will be unable to provide for the child's basic needs. Shit, thinking about it, they should remove the kid from the home before she becomes dinner......
    or squashed...
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    Alright... we know that i am a ... pardon the pun... big defender of fatties, but this? OMG I am disgusted by this.
    WHY would she WANT to put her health at risk? If it's suicide, she should just buy a gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedanap View Post
    So, let's place bets on how long it will take CPS to become involved based on the fact that she will be unable to provide for the child's basic needs. Shit, thinking about it, they should remove the kid from the home before she becomes dinner......
    CPS will never do a thing unless she sits on the child, then they'll have a review about how to proceed next time ( before the child dies) for the public's benefit, give each other promotions & bonus for the extra 2hr meeting effort before heading off, administrators will go to the country club and the supervisors will hit happy hour

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    $815aweekgrocery bill outrageous!!!
    OMG! I don't spend that in a month to feed myself, my hubby and my daughter and our 4 dogs!!!
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    i spend roughly 400-500 a month...thats for 5 people, a large dog, a small dog, and a rabbit...so lets just say thats roughly 100 per person...815-500=315...so hers equals to $415...that means she eats as much as FOUR PEOPLE
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiztidAngel View Post
    i spend roughly 400-500 a month...thats for 5 people, a large dog, a small dog, and a rabbit...so lets just say thats roughly 100 per person...815-500=315...so hers equals to $415...that means she eats as much as FOUR PEOPLE
    If that's her grocery bill, just imagine how much she spends on toilet paper

    Seriously though, if you weigh 600 lbs, can you still wipe your own ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverfae View Post

    Seriously though, if you weigh 600 lbs, can you still wipe your own ass?
    thanks oh so much for the mental image that has been seared into my brain

    BRAIN BLEACH, STAT!!!
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    how did ole boy find the hole to be able to make the kid? seriously
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(

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    this is the kinda crap that makes people think that all people who are overweight eat until they pass out. I am diabetic and when I'm taking my insulin right I gain weight but it's not like you can look at me and tell that and I get so tired when the little skinny peoplelook at me as if I'm gonna eat them. They probably eat more than I do, seriously.

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    Having sex with her would be like placing tab A into slot B while trying to stay in a row boat during a tsunami.

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    Seriously though, if you weigh 600 lbs, can you still wipe your own ass?
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    So lady, who will take care of the child or children when you have eaten yourself to death?
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    Donna Simpson needs them 12,000 calories a day


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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiztidAngel View Post
    how did ole boy find the hole to be able to make the kid? seriously
    Slap it and ride the waves?
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