Armando Calvo Wanted to Give Passers-by a Show

[Lizard]

A homeless man has a roof over his head after police said he decided to sunbathe nude along a busy Port St. Lucie roadway.

Port St. Lucie police were called to the 9000 block of U.S. Highway 1 on Monday afternoon. When officers arrived, they found Armando Calvo lying naked in the grass.

Police said Calvo told officers he wanted to get a sun tan and to give passers-by a show.

Calvo was arrested and booked into the St. Lucie County Jail on a disorderly conduct charge.

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[TwiztidAngel]

judging from the redness of his face i am hoping he slathered his "lil buddy" up with some sunscreen!

[badfish76]

That looks like a show I would rather not see.

[TwiztidAngel]

That looks like a show I would rather not see.

i know, right?...now if he was a hottie....one can only wish...but who wants to see shriveled grandpa nads?? *shudders*

[Dakota Valkyrie]

...but who wants to see shriveled grandpa nads?

Grandma.

Don't knock the old ladies! LOL Although, I don't want to see that dude's nether regions ever.

[Lizard]

i know, right?...now if he was a hottie....one can only wish...but who wants to see shriveled grandpa nads?? *shudders*

Hey, for all we know, he's 24.

[TwiztidAngel]

Hey, for all we know, he's 24.

drugs are bad, mmmmmkay

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