Megan Mariah Barnes was Vulva Shaving During Car Crash

[malq]

I really hope the carpet doesn't match the drapes.

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.

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[Dakota Valkyrie]

She should have been giving herself a dye job instead.

LOL@the KeyNews.com title: FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus

[Lizard]

She should have been giving herself a dye job instead.

I am going to assume that you mean on the hair on her head.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

I am going to assume that you mean on the hair on her head.

Either way, it would be safer than having a razor at your cooter during a collision.

Maybe she just planned on tossing a bag over her head during the encounter with her boyfriend. Not so easy to cover up a snaggly snatch.

[Marv]

Her EX husband steered the car so she cold shave her minge in front of him to be ready for her boyfriend

Hmmmm.


Menage-a-trois, anyone?

[jus shaking my head]

Malq has a talent beyond belief. How does he find the stuff he does? LOL.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Malq has a talent beyond belief. How does he find the stuff he does? LOL.

It must be talent. Although if he is a magnet for weird shit, it would explain our attraction to him.

[62julietandvoid]

yuck

[MC30]

wtf? come on now. was she already driving when he called and said 'hey baby, why don't ya stop by?' does she keep a razor in the glove box? was it a crazy attention getting scheme to make her ex jealous? 'here hunny, hold the wheel so i can shave my cooch (you didn't realize what ya gave up you stupid son of a bitch i'll show you)'?
i can't even fantom trying to shave anything while driving. shit i have issues changing the radio station. but again i drive my car like its gonna break down at any second.

[TwiztidAngel]

momma you just took the words right outta my mouth...

and if it was so damn important that she just had to prune...why didnt she just switch with her ex and make him drive? jeez..

[Whisper]

Oh now thats just fucking nasty!!! Her, not the shaving.She needs to do a hell uva lot more then shave her crotch!!As for the bag over her head I believe thats a double bagger and keg.A bag over her,bag over his and keg before it all starts.Her ex probrably is glad to help out b/c it means she will have someone else to bump uglys with and looking at her that phrase has never been so true.

[TwiztidAngel]

Oh now thats just fucking nasty!!! Her, not the shaving.She needs to do a hell uva lot more then shave her crotch!!As for the bag over her head I believe thats a double bagger and keg.A bag over her,bag over his and keg before it all starts.Her ex probrably is glad to help out b/c it means she will have someone else to bump uglys with and looking at her that phrase has never been so true.

or, as i've heard someone say a long time ago...

put a flag over her face and fuck ole glory!

[DingDang]

Oh, that mugshot! My eyes!!!

Call me old fashioned, but that's the kind of thing I take care of BEFORE I leave the house.

[Silvahalo]

I can't get past she has a boyfriend....an ex I understand. She has a hoochie head.

[DingDang]

I can't get past she has a boyfriend....an ex I understand. She has a hoochie head.

I know, right? I am very curious to see what he looks like.

[claddaghgirl]

Really? Seriously? The cooter is NOT what she should be worrying about as a first priority! And more likely a graden shears was more appropriate than a razor. Blech...

[Pete Bondurant]

Why do you imbeciles find this topic so interesting?

[TwiztidAngel]

Why do you imbeciles find this topic so interesting?

well, seeing as it's all WOMEN posting about it, that should tell you something....so tell me, Pete, why did you read it??

[Pete Bondurant]

well, seeing as it's all WOMEN posting about it, that should tell you something....so tell me, Pete, why did you read it??

....because I am an imbecile.

[Whisper]

I can't get past she has a boyfriend....an ex I understand. She has a hoochie head.

Well they say theres someone for everyone!!

[Whisper]

Title Megan Mariah Barnes was shaving her Vulva should read more like Megan Mariah Barnes Ex helps her go dumpster diving

[AngelFire]

Oh wow, you guys made sure you left nothing for me to comment on, lmfao. Whoa on that ugly ass mug, she could have put pig tails on her cooter with pom, poms, and that still wouldn't take the spot light off that fugly ass face.

[badfish76]

There are just no words and all the ones I can think of were already said.

She can get to awards:

Ugly mug

and

Stupidest Criminal Ever

[Aslan]

If she was shaving a hairy vulva then I wouldn't blame her ex for driving into another car. (learn your anatomy cutie)
Perhaps he had issues telling his parents?

She was probably shaving the top of her legs, which is still stupid to do in a car and downright fucking stupid to do while driving.
I wonder who was more sober?

[Lizard]

Malq has a talent beyond belief. How does he find the stuff he does? LOL.

Hm. Maybe malq was the ex in charge of the steering wheel...?

[this is going badly]

Why do you imbeciles find this topic so interesting?

Ok, I like to keep Ladyland tidy and well landscaped myself but then again I also pay close attention the parts that are out there for all to see. I'd have to be in a coma to let anyone see my natural hair color.

Pete yours was the 17th post, so the subject must have held your intrest for at least as long as it held mine... I was laughing my ass off from the second I saw her face. Her ex was helping her drive, that must be another one of those 'florida things'. Seriously I almost wet my panties laughing and that was before I read all of your comments.