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    PETA call for knute to be denutted

    More idiotic PETA action.
    Looks like they are pissing off the Germans now.
    I am curious how many Peta activists actually fucked their cousins at one point.



    AN animal rights group has called for Knut the polar bear, who shot to global stardom as a cub in 2007, to be castrated to avert incest with his cousin.

    The three-year-old darling of Berlin Zoo was given a female companion, Giovanna, last year but the German chapter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) warned against their mating.

    The group's zoo expert, Frank Albrecht, noted that Knut and Giovanna, known as Gianna for short, had the same grandfather.

    Any offspring would threaten the genetic diversity of the polar bear population in Germany and risk susceptibility to a condition known as "incest depression", he said.

    "Knut fans need to know that only Knut's castration would allow a long life together with Giovanna," Mr Albrecht said today.

    Gianna had lived in Munich but was placed with the strapping Knut in Berlin due to construction work on her own den.

    After chilly introductions, the two have gradually grown quite close. The housing arrangement, however, was initially intended to be temporary.

    Knut drew an outpouring of sympathy around the globe after his mother cast him out as a cuddly cub.

    The cult of Knut spread around the world and his first public appearance attracted some 500 reporters, including around 100 camera crews.

    At the height of his fame, Knut featured on the front page of a host of glossy magazines, including Vanity Fair.
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    Oh Jesus fucking Christ, people. It's a polar bear. Let him fuck his cousin if it makes him happy. WHO CARES if they have a couple of inbred babies? It's not like they're personally responsible for replenishing all of the polar bear populations of the world.

    While I do not pretend to be an expert on genetics, I know a couple of breeders (of other animals, not polar bears, obviously) who have been known to allow father/daughter pairings or brother/sister pairings for ONE generation without any problems.

    People really need to find something else to get pissed off about.
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    "Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937

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    Wow
    You would think Germany of all places would try to distance themselves from insisting on the 'perfect breed'

    I'm kind of astounded even PETA is that stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslan View Post
    Wow
    You would think Germany of all places would try to distance themselves from insisting on the 'perfect breed'

    I'm kind of astounded even PETA is that stupid.
    The fact that you think that PETA is capable of reasoning shows that you think way too kindly of people in large groups.
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    Offer them a deal. Neuter Knut on condition that 100 PETA members (of breeding age) ALSO get neutered. Especially the ones who are shagging their cousins.
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    for cryin' out loud! do they honestly think the polar bear knows that she's his sister?
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    It's not even his sister, it's his COUSIN. They've even done studies showing that cousins can usually safely marry unless they are double cousins.
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    It's a particularly silly thing for PETA to be calling for. Do they really think that polar bear territories don't overlap?

    Do their *ahem* 'experts' really believe that if a horny male bear met a female up there in the frozen wilds, that he would decide he couldn't hump her because she was his daughter/sister/aunty/cousin/whatever? And that he would walk around for another few hundred miles until he found an unrelated female?

    Grow up, PETA.
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    It happens in the wild ffs. Everyday PETA makes themselves look like bigger asses.
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    All PETA members should immediately rush to the frozen tundras, armed only with a pair of castraters, and fix all the wild polar bears. Incest is probably worse in the wild polar bear population and this would also eliminate many PETA members.

    Really gross pictures of a polar bear attack: http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...ear_attack.htm
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    im confuzzled. i thought peta looooved animals. why stop more animals from being made? talk about your god complex.
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