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  1. March 1st, 2010, 11:28 PM #1
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    Just an introduction

    I just happened to be surfing and caught this site discussing someone I know who should be killed slowly. His name is Travis Dempsey and he injured his 5 week old baby boy. That being said, that was my introduction to the site.

    About me: Published Author, stand up comedian/writer, and hate to hole the title of officially being the worse lay of all times. I'm 38, apparently fat from what the kid in front of me at the store told his mother, i am so lazy I haven't dyed my hair in over a year. I am a recluse, by choice, but more than that I hate most everyone who think they are my "friend". I am unable to get out due to all the new "relatives" I have acquired the past few years. I'm never in a great mood, or if I am I will never let on that I am. That is the short of me.
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  2. March 1st, 2010, 11:31 PM #2
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    Awesome. Welcome.
    Love withers under constraint; its very essence is liberty. It is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy nor fear. It is there most pure, perfect, and unlimited when its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. - Percy Byshe Shelley

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  3. March 1st, 2010, 11:32 PM #3
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    welcome
    where's the Bold Fairy when you need him? I just KNOW you all are pointing & laughing at me in the "point & laugh" thread that I can no longer see!! :(
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    I think you'll fit in nicely.
    I'm a fatty, too! I have also been asked when the baby was due. What baby?
    FATTIES UNITE!
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  5. March 1st, 2010, 11:36 PM #5
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    Hello!
    I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.

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  6. March 1st, 2010, 11:38 PM #6
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  7. March 1st, 2010, 11:39 PM #7
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    Ah God love ya...on top of all that you're short too...

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  8. March 1st, 2010, 11:42 PM #8
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    amazon

    I didn't mention that the kid *3* had his leg hiked up on the candy shelf and was scratching his asshole. Automatically, I assume his little fat ass has worms. You can't be 3 and have side titties and an itchy asshole without me giving the mother of said child a look of disgust to make her even more uncomfortable.
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  9. March 1st, 2010, 11:50 PM #9
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    Welcome! Great intro.
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  10. March 2nd, 2010, 12:02 AM #10
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    Did I write this while drinking and forget? :P

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    Sometimes you just have to look in the mirror and realize that whatever that is staring back at you, is all you are going to be.
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    --Al
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    <DamagedGoods> I like my stupid people like I like my snow, close enough that I can enjoy the view, but not so close that it has any affect on me.
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  13. March 2nd, 2010, 12:47 AM #13
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    Sheevaa: I can understand...I got peed on for the first time and got all excited about it:P
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    Woo hoo! Go fatties! ...where the fuck did I leave my pompoms?

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    I think I fucking love you.

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    Welcome from a "wanna be" recluse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sdhadg View Post
    I am unable to get out due to all the new "relatives" I have acquired the past few years.
    so....like....ummm....did you win the lottery or something?


    How would you like to be my new pal?


    lol

    welcome.
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  21. March 2nd, 2010, 07:03 PM #21
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    Loved that intro...Welcome sdhagd
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    Welcome. Next time hand the kid a toilet brush and tell the him it's an ass scratcher. He'll love and appreciate you for it...I promise. *snort*
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    Talking



    Nice to meet you. BTW, I am not related to you nor am I one of your newly acquired friends. You should fit in just fine around here.

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    Hello sdhadg, and welcome to DD!
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    hi! you'll love it here, some of the craziest people i've ever met. and i mean seriously deranged...like not oriented in time and place, multiple personalities...and there's a really wierd lady who can't write a short comment, always wanders off chasing rabbits. irritates the hell out of me. oh, i'm short too, and my muffin top is the best.
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