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    Susan Gerber
    An Oregon assistant attorney general is accused of punching and strangling her long-time partner, after the woman attempted to change the locks on the North Portland condo they shared.

    According to an affidavit filed in Multnomah County Circuit Court Tuesday, assistant attorney general Susan R. Gerber's wife of five years told Portland police that she'd confronted Gerber about an affair she suspected Gerber had with another woman.

    Janice Dulle, 38, told police that she returned home and "started the process of changing the locks" when Gerber, 40, arrived home and began assaulting her late Friday night. A locksmith who knocked on the door of the condo said he arrived to see Gerber punching Dulle with a closed fist as Gerber yelled at Dulle to give her the phone she was holding.

    The locksmith said he went back to his car, heard arguing and looked through a window. He said he saw Gerber push Dulle against a wall and choke her. He then called 9-1-1.

    Officers arrived at 12:15 a.m. Saturday to find Dulle with red marks around her neck and bruises on her arms. She rated her pain as a "3" out of 10. Dulle said she couldn't breathe for a brief while as Gerber tried to strangle her.

    Officer Jennifer Williamson arrested Gerber. She was booked and released from jail.

    Gerber works in Oregon Attorney General John Kroger's office, litigating cases involving inmates who are fighting their convictions and cases involving the state's Psychiatric Security Review Board, which oversees convicts deemed insane.

    Tuesday, Gerber didn't appear in court for her arraignment on accusations of attempted fourth-degree assault, harassment and strangulation. Her attorney, Michael De Muniz, said Gerber had checked herself into in-patient treatment, but he declined to specify after the hearing what kind of treatment she is receiving.

    Gerber does have a history of alcohol abuse. In a 2006 article in the Oregon State Bar Bulletin, Gerber talked openly about her problems with alcohol in the past and her decision to live a sober life. She said she started drinking in high school and continued into her career as a lawyer, adding that a beer took the edge off of stressful days dealing with crime, according to the article.

    Patrick Sweeney, an attorney for Dulle, said his client had a no-contact order against Gerber, but Dulle would like the judge to lift it. Dulle hoped to visit Gerber in treatment. The judge declined to lift the order.

    Tony Green, a spokesman for the Oregon Department of Justice, said Gerber is still an employee, but that he couldn't provide more detail, such as whether Gerber has been placed on leave.
    http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/i...an_gerber.html
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    OMG my mind dwells in the gutter.
    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by badfish76 View Post
    OMG my mind dwells in the gutter.
    I was there with you. I would have waved to you but I had my eyes shut to block the image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I was there with you. I would have waved to you but I had my eyes shut to block the image.
    I don't blame you! That was an image of a scary act being committed by a scary woman!

    I know you saw the mug. There is no way to miss that!
    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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    Patrick Sweeney, an attorney for Dulle, said his client had a no-contact order against Gerber, but Dulle would like the judge to lift it.
    Perfect example of how people can be idiots, no matter who they are attracted to.
    There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilization -- these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit ~ C. S. Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by badfish76 View Post
    OMG my mind dwells in the gutter.
    I was actually pretty damn excited to read this story... I should have known better! Great eye-catching (and daydream inducing) title.

    Now I am going to go back to that happy place I was in BEFORE I read the actual article and saw the pic of that lovely lesbo.


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    locksmith missed out on a great video opportunity

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    drunken lesbians trying to kill each other over bullshit? never heard that before.
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