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  1. April 17th, 2008, 12:32 AM #1
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    Medics film canister removal from man's waazoo.

    Medical staff from the Philippines may be fired for allegedly taping the removal of a perfume canister from a man's anus and then posting it on YouTube, it is reported by Reuters.

    The video showed medics pointing cell phones at the man during the operation.

    "We have to investigate first to determine the facts. If true, the staff concerned should of course be made answerable to (the) full extent for violating the patient's right to privacy and confidentiality," Health Undersecretary Alexander Padilla told Reuters.

    The clip has been removed from YouTube and Padilla said the staff also risk having their licenses revoked.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351458,00.html
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  3. April 17th, 2008, 12:35 AM #2
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    Damn....wish I would have read that BEFORE I ate.
    I have always wondered exactly what excuses people come up with when they come into the emergency room with something stuck up their ass.
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
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  5. April 17th, 2008, 12:41 AM #3
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    Medics film canister removal from man's waazoo.

    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
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    Damn....wish I would have read that BEFORE I ate.
    I have always wondered exactly what excuses people come up with when they come into the emergency room with something stuck up their ass.
    They sat on it accidently.
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  7. April 17th, 2008, 12:44 AM #4
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    I was in the ER with one of my kiddos one night and a guy came in with a frozen bratwurst stuck up his ass. My kid overheard the nurses talking about it and wondered why I was upset about him (my son) putting yarn up his nose. :D
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
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  9. April 17th, 2008, 12:44 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
    I have always wondered exactly what excuses people come up with when they come into the emergency room with something stuck up their ass.
    It was a perfume canister so....
    He was trying to make his farts smell like roses?
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  11. April 17th, 2008, 01:28 PM #6
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    It was a million to one shot doc!
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    I watched a show on Discovery awhile back about things that have been removed from a human body. This one guy had a MAYO JAR UP HIS ASS!!!!!
    These kind of stories never cease to amuse me. It's disgusting and hilarious at the same time...
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
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    um, i don't suppose y'all wanna see X-rays, do ya?

    Not of ME.
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    Quote Originally Posted by impqueen View Post
    um, i don't suppose y'all wanna see X-rays, do ya?

    Not of ME.
    Got some?? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by impqueen View Post
    um, i don't suppose y'all wanna see X-rays, do ya?
    Hell yeah!!
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    a live artillery shell....



    a ketchup bottle....



    a small-caliber handgun:



    and there are bazillions more. somewhere i've got a light bulb, a pineapple, and a great blowjob on x-ray film.
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    How the fuck you get a gun up your ass? Holy shit
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    How does one get a handgun up their ass?

    ~Kyle
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    Medics film canister removal from man's waazoo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Totemic View Post
    How the fuck you get a gun up your ass? Holy shit
    Very carefully. ;)
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  22. April 20th, 2008, 10:47 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unamused Cat View Post
    Very carefully. ;)

    My thoughts exactly! LOL!

    I wouldn't want to have to draw it in a hurry either.
    What happens if you get the back of the hammer or a sight blade caught on something on the way out?

    "Whoops! Hang on a second will ya? I've got to tuck this back up inside real quick."

    Your attacker would probably still be ROFL his MFAO when the cops arrived....Bet it'd make the evening news!
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    Quote Originally Posted by What Would Satan Do View Post
    Bet it'd make the evening news!
    Followed shortly by the front page of D'D!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    Followed shortly by the front page of D'D!
    Let's hope so...with video...and x-rays! :D
    The good die young.
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    man, that makes my pucker hurt thinking about it.
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