Kinman Chan can't handle his cookies

[Dakota Valkyrie]

A San Francisco man claims he was high on a double dose of medical marijuana cookies when he screamed, dropped his pants and attacked crew members on a cross-country flight, forcing its diversion to Pittsburgh, the FBI said Wednesday.

Kinman Chan, 30, was charged in a criminal complaint with interfering with the duties of a flight attendant on allegations that he fought with crew members of US Airways Flight 1447 from Philadelphia to Los Angeles on Sunday.
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Crew members said Chan made odd gestures before he entered the plane's rear restroom shortly after takeoff and began to scream, according to the complaint.

Chan told the FBI that he "came back to reality" and exited the restroom, at which point the crew noticed his "pants were down, his shirt was untucked and all the compartments in the restroom were opened."

When crew members tried to get Chan to sit, he fought them and had to be subdued in a choke hold, the complaint said.

Chan told agents who interviewed him in Pittsburgh that he ate marijuana cookies while waiting for his flight to depart in Philadelphia.

"Chan advised he has a medical marijuana card and he took double his normal dose," the complaint said.

Margaret Philbin, a spokeswoman for the U.S. attorney's office in Pittsburgh, said Chan has a legally issued medical marijuana card for a "legitimate" health issue, which she declined to identify.
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http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/...87/detail.html

[malq]

Too high to fly.
I am suprised a stoner would cause so much rukus.

[~Absynthe~]

chef wolf dank pot.... that's funny but non appetizing.

[Twisted]

I honestly have to wonder what was in his cookies. It had better be insanely powerful to do that, and at this point his card should be revoked if he's the sort of paranoid stoner. It'd be safer for all of us.

That said, I'd still rather a guy's stoned off his ass rather than drunk when it comes to flying. I can deal with uncontrollable laughter, and most of the time they'll just stay in their seats.

Also, they're more inclined to share.