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    Pain at the pump: Roger Mayes is a bonafide nut

    A Jefferson County man is charged with attempted murder after authorities say the man, irate because a gas pump wasn't turned on, threatened to kill the service station clerk and then drove his truck into the store.

    Roger Mayes, 49, pulled into the BP service station on Alabama 75 in Pinson about 6:45 a.m. Sunday. Moments later, he stormed into the store and told the clerk, "You are going to die and go to Hell," said Jefferson County Chief Deputy Randy Christian.

    The service station, Christian said, has a pay first policy. Mayes had not paid first, so therefore the pump had not been turned on.

    Mayes then went back to his 2001 Ford Explorer, drove away from the pump and pulled up toward the building. He revved his engine and then, at a high rate of speed, drove through the plate glass window and into the cashier counter and the coffee counter.
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    When sheriff's deputies arrived, Mayes initially refused to get out of truck. When he did, Christian said, he charged at a deputy. The deputy tried to hit the suspect with a stun-gun but missed. A second deputy succeeded.
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    "It's a fact that we deal with some bonafide nuts day in and day out," Christian said. "This incident certainly lends support to that fact."
    http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/02/...ashing_hi.html

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    Dude looks pissed. And nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gidget View Post
    Dude looks pissed. And nuts.
    and bat shit crazy.
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    And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.

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    How do you think he figured this was going to play out?

    step 1, go into store, threaten clerk with death and hell, causing clerk to realize the error of his ways in following the rules of his workplace, whereupon said clerk turns on gas pump and all is well with the world.... or not

    step 2 get in truck, drive into store, magically receive gasoline, go home, all is well with the world... or not...

    step 3, seeing how well steps 1 and 2 worked out, try to attack sheriff's deputies, get the shit tased out of self, magically receive gasoline...etc etc
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    wow. give me gas or be dead and go to hell.

    i would have told him to piss off as well.
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