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    April Star Mathis & Michael Miller: Ghetto fabulous trailer trash

    An Evansville couple are facing child neglect charges and their five children have been placed in their grandparents' care after a state caseworker found the living conditions in their home unhealthy and unsafe.

    April Star Mathis, 30, and Michael Miller, 31, each face five counts of neglect of a dependent. Both have been released from jail on their own recognizance.

    According to their arrest affidavits, the couple slept with clean sheets and comforters and had a digital television and other new electronics in their room while the children slept on two urine-smelling mattresses with no sheets and only two blankets in another room.
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    A deputy sheriff investigating the house reported there was a strong urine and feces smell outside and inside the house, and trash, dirt, clothing, food and other items covered the floors and furniture. Two dogs roamed freely.

    Five children younger than age 10 were living there, with only two mattresses and two blankets to sleep with in their bedroom. Their room had holes in the wall and exposed electrical wiring, according to the report. There was also spoiled food and trash covering the kitchen floor and stove. The bathroom was in similar condition.
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    "There was one wall where all the dry wall was pulled off and the studs were showing," Wedding said. "Very heavy mold content on the walls. In the bathroom there was a two foot by three foot hole punched in the back of the bathroom wall."
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    Ann Houseworth with Child Protective Services said at the time of the couple's arrest caseworkers were not working with the family on any other issue.

    She said caseworkers will complete an assessment of the living conditions and talk to neighbors.

    Chief Deputy Wedding said child neglect cases are not uncommon.

    "There's a difference between clutter and a little of bit of disheveled looking and totally unsanitary conditions," Wedding said. "We make arrests when things become a health hazard, and we think no one, especially a young child, should be exposed to any environment to cause their health to suffer."
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    That guys head looks like it was squeezed through a toothpaste tube. Although he probably doesn't know what toothpaste is.
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    Lovely couple. Absotively lovely....
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    these people are only 30 and 31?????? wow

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    I bet their court appoint attorney makes sure that they are both all shinny clean and polished for their court appearances.

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    He looks like he wears his hat too tight or maybe that big mamma clamps her legs while...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    He looks like he wears his hat too tight or maybe that big mamma clamps her legs while...

    This -> <- close to groaning you, Dakota.
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    thanks Dakota, thanks for putting that picture in my head. i hate to bring this up, but what do you suppose the kids look like? i tried putting the bottom half of her face with the top of his, but i got scairt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by this is going badly View Post
    I bet their court appoint attorney makes sure that they are both all shinny clean and polished for their court appearances.
    You cant polish ugly:)

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    Hey April Star and Michael: Typhoid Fever!! Hope it gets you....
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    I'm guessing they haven't got the highest iqs in the world, but surely they are capable of working out birth control... If you live in a trailer park, perhaps you should put a bit more effort into your family planning? Or is it only to me that it seems logical to make sure you have the means to care for your offspring BEFORE you start shooting them out?

    I'm really too grossed out to even think about the whole mess business...
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    if your MIDDLE name is star, you might be a redneck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    if your MIDDLE name is star, you might be a redneck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    or maybe her mom was shootin for a daughter with a career in the porn industry...

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    damn...i tried to do one of those 'what will my kid look like' things but the pix r the wrong type to use and i tried 3 different sites...oh well...it might be for the best that we DONT know

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiztidAngel View Post
    damn...i tried to do one of those 'what will my kid look like' things but the pix r the wrong type to use and i tried 3 different sites...oh well...it might be for the best that we DONT know
    I never knew there was such a thing. I found one that worked.

    No fun. I'm going to go try Photoshop.

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    thanx Dakota!

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    Sucky shop job... I am no good at de-aging LOL

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    omg...i think i just threw up a lil....poor kid! yikes!!

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    Actually the kids are all relatively cute. Kinda mean-spirited to bring the looks of innocent kids into question since they are the victims here. Just my not so humble opinion.

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    wow...they ARE adorable...i feel bad now

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehesbomb View Post
    Actually the kids are all relatively cute. Kinda mean-spirited to bring the looks of innocent kids into question since they are the victims here. Just my not so humble opinion.

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    I think the point wasn't to make fun of the kids, so much as the parents are ugly as fuck and they are 5x lucky.... all five children are rather cute. I guess there must be some good genes somewhere in the pool between them.

    None-the-less, the parents are pieces of shit. Fucking scary ugly too. JMHO

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehesbomb View Post
    Actually the kids are all relatively cute. Kinda mean-spirited to bring the looks of innocent kids into question since they are the victims here. Just my not so humble opinion.
    I was making fun of the adults ugly asses. Almost all little kids are cute despite the good/bad genes of their parents. If you want to be "that way", why link to something that shows the real kids? They are innocents and don't need to be pointed and dragged into the public. Just my not so humble opinion.
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    Their kids really are cute. It's a wonder that they haven't contracted some disease............
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    If you want to be "that way", why link to something that shows the real kids? They are innocents and don't need to be pointed and dragged into the public. Just my not so humble opinion.
    Unfortunately the kids were dragged into the public when their parents made the choices they made. Notice that I didn't post the actual pictures of the kids.

    Whether or not the parents were the ones being made fun of the direct insinuation was that the kids (victims) would be ugly.
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