Well, I must say you did a bangup job on your exit and rentry. I have never seen a better one.
Nothing has changed. Backlash wiped his butt with poison ivy and still smells like Jack Daniels, Totally Toddler lost some weight and ran a marathon. Me? I have opened several Money Tree lending stores in Haiti after the earthquake. I have repossessed several hundred square miles of land there. Its working out nicely.
Glad to have you back and give em hell Sargent Skeptic
Last edited by malq; January 21st, 2010 at 02:15 AM.
"Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq
I am a chupacabra, hungry, and eye balling yer cows.
My Self-Summary
I am way too awesome and awe-inspiring to ever accurately express it on some free dating site. I am also very modest. My house is pretty clean (I have yet to be featured on some sad A&E show) although it is filled with squawking parrots and that aggravates some people. Mainly it aggravates my mother, so that's why I got them. I have a little kid. I also have an ex husband and a baby daddy. I enjoy the term "baby daddy" because it really captures how classy I am.
I have one dog that listens and one that doesn't and as I type I am sure she is digging trenches in the back yard. I suspect she may be Viet Cong. The other dog is pretty unhappy with the way things turned out as I promised him it would just the two of us forever and then I went on to drag home another dog, a gang load of loud birds and I got knocked up to top all of it. He hasn't made eye contact with me in two years. It seems no amount of cheese can bridge this divide. Insert sad emoticon.
I have kind of a whacked sense of humor. I like to read. I dislike people that spell poorly or talk too much. I love true crime but hate horror movies. I suspect I may have an ingrown toe nail. I take lots of pictures. I don't know how the hell I ended up in **** but I think maybe impaired judgement could be to blame.
What I’m doing with my life
Using my powers of good to enrich and enlighten the plebeian souls that surround me. No, really.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Animals and children. I find that most people frown upon the cooking of children. Don't say I didn't warn you.
The first things people usually notice about me
The orange jumpsuit I am wearing as I scale the chain link fence.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Book- Plays Well w/ Others, Allan Gurganus (my all time fave)
I read all the time. I love Vonnegut and Pahlaniuk and Wilde and Crews and Welsh and well, it goes on and on. I am currently reading One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez. Again.
Movie- Leaving Las Vegas, Stevie, Fight Club, Heavenly Creatures, Eternal Sunshine...
Mostly crime docs on my netflix though-- the most beautiful film I have recently seen is "Dear Zachary, a film to a son about his father". A crime doc, yes, but also a brilliant film that will split your heart wide open.
Music- Anything, really. Except for new country, ICP, and bands like Creed. I LOVE LOVE LOVE: The Twilight Singers, The Cure, Muse, The Beastie Boys, Jon Legend, Prince, Death Cab and The Postal Service, VNV Nation, Placebo, Willie Nelson (no really, I freakin' love him) Synth Pop and techno, screechy female vocalists, hip hop and rap. Yes. Especially Common, Ludacris and Kanye-- obnoxious as he may be.
**OMG. I spelled "Kanye" wrong (typo) and none of you URCHINS had the decency to tell me. I see how ya'll operate.
Food- Spicy, ethnic, prepared by someone else for once.
The six things I could never do without
1. My son.
2. My dogs.
3. My birds.
4. My Family.
5. My Friends.
6. Sriracha.
Wait. Sriracha should be number 2.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Applied Behavior Analysis. No really, I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing farmville. Watching some forensics show. I am so exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am on parole. Laugh, damnit!
** Actually I am not on parole. Just in case you take these things a lil' too seriously. Insert winky emoticon.
You should message me if
You know what's good for you. ...and if you're more fun than a gun.
OMG, Skeptik, would you consider dating outside your species, if so, keep me in mind. In my eyes you are the perfect woman!!!! And mucho respect for what you did, you took a big step, for that, I can't tell you how much I admire you. Best of luck with your new life,,and keep in mind it can work, a chupacabra and a jackass (< me)
Of course, I would not stand in the way of true love, but this Roberto guy, I think he is a pass. Just give it some time, you'll find the right one. Now that I'm done lecturing you,,,Missed you!! Glad you're back!
Skeptik!!!!
"If it's got tires or testicles you're gonna have a problem with it." - RaVen Blackehart
"Love affairs.....much like bologna....often go bad." - Pete Bondurant
I'd hit it. Your failure to at least appreciate ICP for what it is is cancelled out by the specific mention of The Postal Service, and the screechy female vocalist estro-music is balanced by the hip-hop, specifically that which you mentioned. So, since we're pretty much at zero with all the balancing-out, it was ultimately the Sriracha that put you over the top.Originally Posted by skeptik
Oh, but, the apostrophe goes before the "a" in "y'all". Did you miss me? Yeah, I wouldn't either.
Last edited by Athena; January 21st, 2010 at 01:51 PM. Reason: Tense issues... and spelling issues as PJ pointed out.
"Now that ceaseless exposure has calloused us to the lewd and the vulgar, it is instructive to see what still seems wicked to us. What still slaps the clammy flab of our submissive consciousness hard enough to get our attention?"
Welcome back Chick. Men fucking suck. Love em and leave em thats my motto
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Since she's picking on you for the placement of the apostrophe, I'd like to say the same about the previous bolded, italicized word.
Oh, but, the apostraphy goes before the "a" in "y'all". Did you miss me? Yeah, I wouldn't either.
LOL!
Yeah, I guess we missed you. Did you miss us?
"Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too."
skep, you're profile is hilarious. You definitely have to tell us how the date went.
"Bless the Beasts and the Children" ~~ Carpenters
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon
I <3 you and you know it girl.
I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.
--Carl Sagan
LOL!!!! I missed that. I was too distracted by "appreciated"
Last edited by Echo; January 21st, 2010 at 01:35 PM.
Pwned.
In my defense, I would like to state that while, I probably spell "apostrophe" a different way every time I write it, correctly maybe only a third of the time, that's different than a common and chronic mistake like "ya'll", which, by the way, I also used to do once upon a time, until some kind soul corrected me.
See, it's just love. And I hope the people I correct feel the same love from me as I feel from every one of my correctors.
"Now that ceaseless exposure has calloused us to the lewd and the vulgar, it is instructive to see what still seems wicked to us. What still slaps the clammy flab of our submissive consciousness hard enough to get our attention?"
I have always spelled y'all that way. IDK. I also pronounce "ancient" with a hard K.
Plebeian. I am.
“It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution”
Oscar Wilde
What keg said ..I freaking love you!!! I am soooo glad you are back!!! The Caylee thread needs you!!
Great to see you again ..
Welcome back! I felt like I was missing out when you left, and I can tell by your profile I was right about you!
I'd try my hand at some pep talk, but you don't seem to be lacking in pep.
"More like Neverhopeful, amirite?"
Direct quote from Casey Anthony to me July 5, 2011 (True story- my American flag burst into flame when she smiled, too)
Just stay away from the Irish and whiskey drinking fuckers and you will be alright.
not really but i loves ya
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_qDftr0VVA&feature=related"]YouTube- Animotion - Obsession (1984)[/ame]
fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.
pennie is talkin' some smack 'bout me.
fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhQSeVjC-_Q&NR=1"]YouTube- U2 - Running To Stand Still (Rattle and Hum)[/ame]
fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.
OMG...I love your post and the 'Picket-Fence Teeth'....can I borrow that shit b/c paints an exact picture! I hav'nt had the pleasure of knowing you before but I'm sure that we'll get along just fine!!!
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