Robert Smith calls cops after he pays for sex from Jeanna Mercure & she won't put out

[thehesbomb]

I frigging love it.

MARLBOROUGH, N.H. -- A man and a woman were charged with prostitution Tuesday after, police said, the man called them to report that the woman didn't have sex with him after he paid for it.

Jeanna Mercure, 22, of Manchester, N.H., and Robert Smith, 32, of Marlborough, were charged with prostitution.

Police said Smith called the Marlborough Police Department on Monday and reported that he had paid Mercure and a third party $150 to have sex with him on Sunday night. Smith called police after Mercure failed to have sex with him, police said.

Mercure is scheduled to be arraigned on May 24, and Smith is scheduled to be arraigned on Feb. 11.

Police said they are still investigating the third party.

http://www.wmur.com/news/22276692/detail.html#

[Aslan]

That's like dialing 911 when you discover the pot you just bought is oregano.

[crickett]

I wouldn't have sex with him either. But I do give refunds if'n ur just 2 fugly.

[ImmortalOne]

Prostitution? Hmm interesting. Maybe she had a "No Deposit No Refund" policy. LOL

[Twisted]

I wouldn't have sex with him either. But I do give refunds if'n ur just 2 fugly.

You offer refunds? I just offer the initial rate, with a disclosure that there could be additional fees assessed by weight and homeliness as defined by my preference at the time.

Of course, that fee could largely be alleviated with liquor, to a certain tolerance.

[jvaughn74]

Why is her arraignment date all the way in May and his is in Feb. That seems like so long away for her to wait until she has to answer to her charges and what about her baby??? Does she get to keep her child while she is engaging in these types of activities??

Her myspace- she has 8 of them..lol..but this is the most current one:

http://www.myspace.com/mommy22102108

[Twisted]

Her myspace- she has 8 of them..

8? How many personalities does the woman have?

[Tits McGee]

That's the problem with kids today. No work ethic!

[crickett]

You offer refunds? I just offer the initial rate, with a disclosure that there could be additional fees assessed by weight and homeliness as defined by my preference at the time.

Of course, that fee could largely be alleviated with liquor, to a certain tolerance.

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA...I LUV U!!!

[Unamused Cat]

Did that hambeast seriously think the cops would be sympathetic to his cause?

[malq]

Did that hambeast seriously think the cops would be sympathetic to his cause?

I also wonder UC, why the hambeast would want to make public he paid for pussy. That's the one thing in life that is free. but then again, if you're a hambeast....

[crickett]

I also wonder UC, why the hambeast would want to make public he paid for pussy. That's the one thing in life that is free. but then again, if you're a hambeast....

Sheeeuuuttt....why would Mr Hambeast want to publicly admit that he paid for pussy and STILL couldn't get laid! LOSER!!!