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    Polish Prostitue Fined $820,000 in unpaid taxes!

    Poland's tax office has levied a fine of 2.3 million zlotys ($820,000) on an unemployed woman for failing to pay tax on income worth at least 13.7 million zlotys she said she had earned as a prostitute.
    The woman told the tax office in the southern city of Katowice that she had very "generous" customers.

    One of her clients paid the woman 5 million zlotys during the 1997-2002 period, she was quoted as saying.

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    Should have kept quiet on that one! I didn't know a government COULD tax a hooker, though. Guess I won't be swinging around for dollars next time I go to Poland!

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    I'm pretty sure that I know this woman.
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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    This reminds me of a good Polish hooker joke.
    "Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq

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    That's some hooker! She's earning nearly a $1.0Mil per year. Poland's tax rate is only 16% ? Damn, need to move back to the home country.
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