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    Karma gets three men in 50's for stealing Axe spray

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    St. Clair Shores Police Detective Lt. Michael Walleman said a series of events took place just prior to the crash that ended with the deaths of the three unidentified men just before 11:30 p.m.

    The victims were initially suspects when they were observed by customers of the CVS Pharmacy on Harper and 11 Mile concealing numerous bottles of Axe body spray inside their pants, Walleman said.

    “Employees of the store observed the men acting suspicious — what they were doing that made them suspicious is unknown. Then customers saw them stuffing items in their pants and informed the employees, who then called police,” Walleman said.
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    Just as the suspects were attempting to exit the store parking lot, a squad car arrived at the scene from a nearby side street. Walleman said the driver of the suspect vehicle accelerated and smashed into the squad car, then fled.

    “They intentionally rammed the police car to get it out of the way,” he said. “But they didn’t disable the (squad) car.”

    A chase immediately ensured west on 11 Mile, with the suspects reportedly traveling at speeds of more than 90 mph. The late hour meant little to no vehicles on the roadways at the time, Walleman said

    Regardless, Walleman said because of the rate of speed, the pursuit was terminated at 11 Mile and Little Mack.
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    The suspects traveled eastbound in the westbound lanes for just over a mile before clipping a minivan and careening into a tow truck, according to the Michigan State Police.

    All three men died at the scene.

    The tow truck driver, the driver of the minivan and the St. Clair Shores police officer were not injured.
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    http://www.candgnews.com/Homepage-Ar...lled-crash.asp

    They've been identified as Raymond Lee Lewis, 53; Kautilious Combs, 53; and Gordon Eugene Wright, 56.
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    concealing numerous bottles of Axe body spray inside their pants
    why? were they going to sell these on the black market? huff these? did they think that by using these that ladies with working olfactories would flock to them? That shit is considered contraband here in my house, none of it smells any good and my teens thought they needed to bathe in it. Bad enough that they would spray it upstairs and I could smell it downstairs. Lose any element of surprise when your smell precedes you.

    I think karma had been toying with them for some time prior to this.

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    Behappy you can't remember the 70'as and Brute or Hi Karate!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    Behappy you can't remember the 70'as and Brute or Hi Karate!!
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo"]YouTube- Hai Karate - vintage TV commercial[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    That was a commercial??? LMAO I am very glad to not have cared about tv (I was born in 71) for most of my life... except cartoons. Which are always on. I think that commercial could have influenced me to be very wary of nerds.

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    My 6 year old wears Axe every day. Seriously. High quality stuff.

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    They should have just surrendered when axed to do so.
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    Brute is evil. That's on the banned list. Axe and all it's knock offs are horrible too.
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    Those must have been some HOT chicks these fellas were hoping to impress later with their myriad of scents. I guess we'll never know now.

    I'm just glad they didn't take anyone else with them. I wonder if they were wanted for other things besides this robbery?
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    That Axe spray makes my nose run if I happen to smell it on someone. I'm going to have to go with they were planning to huff the stuff. Darwin's Theory at work again.

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    Hell I have two boxes of the stuff that my husband's old co-worker gave him...I had to hid it b/c he tried wearing it. ...I should donate it to the shelter tomorrow....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheevaa View Post
    Axe and all it's knock offs are horrible too.
    Much like Rogaine, that stuff does not work!
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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    I can't believe that 3 men are dead over Axe. How crazy to risk your life over that.

    My 17 yr old doused himself in Axe yesterday before he left the house. That stuff does not dissipate very well. It just hangs on in the air forever!! My 20 yr old came downstairs and was bitching about how bad it was upstairs. He couldn't even be up there.

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