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  1. January 14th, 2010, 11:51 AM #1
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    Melody Sanders: Poor Crack Whore or Desperate Party Girl?

    A 33-year-old woman was charged with retail theft, drug possession and giving police a false name after she was caught with items reportedly shoplifted from Intimate Treasures on Dec. 22.

    The theft of a Triple Indulgence Personal Massager, a Spartacus Leather Thong Whip, Climax Tingling Lube and Sex Tarts Lemonade Lube was captured on store surveillance video, the report said.

    Melody Sanders, who initially gave her name as Melody Higgs, could be seen in the video kneeling behind a display rack while putting the items into a pink handbag, the report said.
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    During a search, officers found a foil gum wrapper with three rocks of crack cocaine and a glass tube.
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  2. January 14th, 2010, 12:14 PM #2
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    one vote for crack ho. just an odd thought: can a ho claim sex toys and stuff as "business" expenses on her income tax?
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  3. January 14th, 2010, 12:26 PM #3
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    Crack is like your kid.... you never take it with you when you're shoplifting!
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  4. January 14th, 2010, 02:22 PM #4
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    Nice mug Melody, you are the fire that keeps the white trash burning.
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    If I were to get caught shoplifting it wouldn't be milk or a 50lb bag of dogfood.

    ^5 my deviant crackhead friend.
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    She kinda big for a crack ho...
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  7. January 15th, 2010, 04:32 AM #7
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  8. January 15th, 2010, 06:02 AM #8
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    The economey is so bad and she was caught stealing necessities. Poor thing, I think we need to start some kind of assisstance fund for her.
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