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    Michael Wondra Likes To Spoon



    Roberts, WI - Another story with very little information but a whole lot of OMGWTF!?!? Meet Michael Wondra. The 25-year-old is looking at animal cruelty charges after police accused him of sticking a plastic spoon into a dog’s ass. On January 1, a neighbor became concerned after hearing the distressed dog continually yelping for a good hour or two. The neighbor went to check on the animal and found a plastic spoon sticking out of the dog’s behind. When officers arrived, they recovered an 8″ plastic spoon covered in blood and fecal matter. The dog, a 9-month-old Golden Lab, had a punctured intestine and needed to be euthanized due to the extent of it’s injuries. Michael, a resident of the home where the dog was found, was arrested on suspicion of intentional mistreatment of animals. At this time, it is not clear if Michael was the dog’s human.
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    WTFF??

    How do people even come up with these sick and cruel ideas??
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    why? i don't get it. why would someone stick a sp.....ugggg!
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    i'd love to stick a big spork up this talking turd's ass. but i'd double glove because i wouldn't want to touch his stanky body.
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    I have some heavy duty wooden spoons I'd like to introduce him to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misskittychaos View Post
    I have some heavy duty wooden spoons I'd like to introduce him to!
    I'm in.
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    who are these back ass losers?...that poor dog, my goodness...

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    Yup WTF is right

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinablue View Post
    i'd love to stick a big spork up this talking turd's ass. but i'd double glove because i wouldn't want to touch his stanky body.
    He'd probably enjoy it.

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    what a piece of garbage. someone should shove a metal spoon up his ass, all the way. or a steak knife blade first till bile starts leaking and shit, really gotta get it up in there, ya know????

    but this is why i loooove my dog. he's so much like me, doesn't take any shit from anyone. some might say that he is poorly trained, but that is absolutely false. he just refuses to be a subservient "pet", and i swear there's some sort of consciousness and individuality in there that you don't get with other dogs. he's not cunty and particular like cats, but if you do anything that mildly irritates him, he will clearly display his disapproval by showing you his teeth all casually and maybe a short quiet grr. that is the warning to stop what you are doing because he doesn't like it. he's a lhasapoo and not particularly big, but he can bite when he wants/needs to, which isnt very often. and no, he won't "forgive" you 5 seconds later either. he will bite your damn hand off and then guard it with his life after teasing you by putting it right in front of your face and then look at you as if to say in a joe pesci voice, "yeah go ahead and fuckin try me pal". if you try and take it back, you're probably fucked. but of course if you treat him well, and don't try to hurt him or piss him off, he's so much fun, and full of energy
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    Just fucking kill this perverted puke...

    Poor dog didn't do anything to deserve this, I'm positive.

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    Mike Wondra is one sick POS..



    A Wisconsin man has been arrested on suspicion of animal mistreatment after he allegedly put a plastic spoon in a dog's rear end, resulting in the dog's death.

    It was reported Jan. 1 that a dog had been yelping for a couple hours at a residence in Roberts, Wis. A neighbor went to check on the dog and reportedly found a plastic spoon protruding from the animal's rectum, police said.

    When officers responded to the home, they found an 8-inch plastic spoon with blood on the handle, said St. Croix County Sheriff Dennis Hillstead.

    "The dog appeared to have some significant injuries" and was transported to an emergency animal clinic in St. Paul, said Hillstead.

    A check showed the dog, a 9-month old golden lab, had a punctured intestine, Hillstead said. Due to the extent of the animal's injuries, it had to be euthanized.

    Police arrested Michael Wondra, a 25-year-old resident of the home where the dog was found, on suspicion of intentional mistreatment of animals. Hillstead said he did not know if Wondra was the dog's owner.

    As of Monday afternoon, the St. Croix County District Attorney's office had yet to review the case for possible charges against Wondra.

    Wondra could not be reached for comment Monday afternoon.
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    Sorry..I need to learn to do a search with all possible names..lol..I will get it right one day and quit double posting!!

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    Wondra a no-show at sentencing hearing
    A man convicted of a felony charge in the mistreatment of his dog failed to appear for his sentencing hearing Thursday morning.

    Michael Wondra, 26, Hudson, who pleaded guilty to one felony count of mistreating an animal before St. Croix County Circuit Court Judge Howard W. Cameron Sept. 2 in a plea agreement was a no-show at the 9 a.m. hearing.

    Public defender Joseph Caton said his client would stand by the results of a pre-sentence investigation which was filed Oct. 22.

    Caton told the court that Wondra was in custody elsewhere.

    The sentencing hearing was rescheduled to Jan. 4 at 9 a.m. Judge Cameron issued an arrest warrant for Wondra but stayed the warrant until the hearing. Wondra's failure to appear came as a disappointment to a group of animal rights activists who have followed the case for the beginning.

    Wondra told the court he had been under treatment for a mental illness and was taking medication, but he said that did not affect his decision to accept the Sept. 2 plea agreement.
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    In custody elsewhere? OMG, I'm shocked!

    Just euthanize this sick fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bohring View Post
    Just euthanize this sick fuck.
    Why? when we are counting on his type to rape and stick spoons up child molesters butts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurseronda View Post
    Why? when we are counting on his type to rape and stick spoons up child molesters butts.
    I figured since child molesters don't generally have four legs and a snout, he wouldn't be interested.

    Are animal fuckers lower on the totem pole in jail than child abusers? I truly doubt it. This site needs an org chart!

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