Symmes Twp., OH – According to authorities, the two young girls entered the First National Bank Tuesday afternoon, handed the teller a note demanding money, and walked out of the bank with their loot. Though the girls did not appear to be armed, they did threaten to harm employees if their demand for green wasn’t met. And a grown ass adult handed over an undisclosed amount of cash. Ummm…what the fuck? The girls didn’t enter the bank with guns a-blazin’, didn’t imply they were gonna blow the place up, didn’t even walk in with the whole ‘finger in my pocket but I’ll let you think it’s a gun’ trick. As a matter of fact, it looks like one of them is talking on a cell phone. Unbelievable. I think a quick punch to the throat would’a fixed the little shits.
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