I knew a girl named Kissamee Cherry in school
I knew a girl named Kissamee Cherry in school
Oh! My daughter went to school with an Indian girl, they were good friends too, her name is Shitel (pronounced just like it's spelled) Patel, I suggested she be called Shi, but she told me that would be disrespectful to her parents! She was a very shy girl, but ended up as Class President her Junior and Senior year. She was also a Valedictorian!!
"One comes to suspect that more people are certifiably insane than can produce a certificate." (Robert Brault)
OMG!!! How could we all forget Euranus from one the threads right here on DD?
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. - Random musings
There was people that named their kid Asshole and said it was pronounced Ashley
anyone on here who's my facebook friend knows how i feel about my last name......
I was DAMNED disappointed to find out I had to pay $20.00 just to get a signature. -TMYS
My maiden name is the same as a Peanuts character's first name so I feel your pain.
No self-respecting redneck would ever name their girl Marijuana. We prefer more traditional names such as “Mary Jane.”
"If you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans. I'm not sure that motivation is always a good thing. You show me a lazy prick lying in bed all day watching TV, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble." --George Carlin
Placenta....I knew a girl named Placenta.
also, Cebolla(means onion in Spanish)....poor thing...
"Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too."
I lol'd - then I choked on my cookie - and I lol'd again.Maya Buttreeks
"Never make a decision when you need to pee."
--Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
I feel roughly the same about these parents as I do, say, deaf parents who purposely try to engineer a deaf child so their kids can be just like them.
A name like these is not much different than purposely handicapping your child.
"Now that ceaseless exposure has calloused us to the lewd and the vulgar, it is instructive to see what still seems wicked to us. What still slaps the clammy flab of our submissive consciousness hard enough to get our attention?"
hehehehe...you're dirty. sinner.Originally Posted by Jaded
No joke...my cousin's name is Mary Juana...ridiculous.
And my step-grandfather, if you wanna call him that, was Dick Pealo...Richard obviously but he went by Dick. And when I worked for a credit card company, I called a Richard Licker.
OMG the names!!! There is one couple I saw in the news from Jersy who named their son dolf Hitler Campbell, daughter named Joycelynn Aryain NAtion Campbell and Honslynn Hinler Campbell?? I think the kids were removed from the home at one point. Just WTF are parents thinking????
One thing that makes me crazy is when people give a kid a normal name but the change the spelling. Cheyanne to Sheyanne was one I saw here a while back.. It's not cute or individualized, it's just idiotic.
My foster kids both changed their first names as soon as they started to go to school.
The biounits were pretend Jews and went with the odd and unusual for all the kids but the youngest kid was named Nacum pronounced Nach Kume. Some crazy ass thing they insist against all proof otherwise is "Hebrew". He is in the adoption process and his new parents have adopted three of the kids (there are twelve all together) and thank God changed all their crazy ass names immediatly.
I went to high school with a girl named Flora who's married name is Flora Flowers.
haha. Okay. So I was a sunday school teacher a few years back, and there was a child by the name of tremendous. And god, was she. I think she weighed as much as i did...and she was THREE.
Then there was my friend Asim but he pronounced it "Awesome".
My last name is a way to cook chicken. God that was annoying.
I'm gonna hug you!
-Gir, Invader Zim
My little brother's name is Wulfgar Tanis. I know it is going to give him hell, but I kinda like that my dad was such a Salvatore freak.
It would have been Driz't but my stepmother said it sounded too 'ethnic'. Well, you know what that is PC for. What a bitch.
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
There was a show on I was watching awhile ago about a man named Orange Taylor Sr was in Judge Mathis court being sued.30 minutes later I turned on our news(well Detroit but they seem to cover my news more then my city) and Orange Taylor Jr was arrested for murdering a female at the Michigan State Universuity.Guess it was a bad day for the Orange Taylor household.Who names a kid Orange Heres a write up to prove his name and I didnt make it up http://www.jurorthirteen.com/General...9/Default.aspx
"Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" - Unknown
For every murdered child
We fly with all prevailing winds of change,
For any quirk of fate we may arrange.
We are not "meek" or "mild";
Don't turn your back when twilight dims the sky -
We'll haunt the perpetrators till they Die
My daughters name is Heaven ,theres a story behind it though.But my cousin named her son Ryan which was fine but the last name was Kok pronounnced "coke" so his name was Rye and Coke
"Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" - Unknown
For every murdered child
We fly with all prevailing winds of change,
For any quirk of fate we may arrange.
We are not "meek" or "mild";
Don't turn your back when twilight dims the sky -
We'll haunt the perpetrators till they Die
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