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    No Joke! Tim Williams stopped by freeway motorists

    A Lacombe man and his daughter hatched an unusual practical joke to entertain themselves as they drove down Interstate 12: tie the girl's hands, duct-tape her mouth and watch the startled expressions as their fellow drivers noticed the apparent kidnapping in progress.

    It was apparently a very realistic depiction. But the man's fellow motorists, who boxed the pickup in until law enforcement arrived, and the deputies who arrested him weren't laughing.

    Tim Williams, 45, was returning to St. Tammany Parish with his 12-year-old daughter after picking her up from his ex-wife at the Texas state line Wednesday afternoon when the two came up with the idea, St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office spokesman Cpl. Sean Beavers said. During the stunt, duct-tape was used to bind the girl's hands and cover her mouth, Beaver said.

    "I don't know who in their right mind would want to play at a child abduction with their 12-year-old daughter," he said.

    It's unclear when the two first started the stunt, but at least three motorists called 9-1-1 to report an abduction after seeing the girl bound and gagged in the front seat of the pickup about 3:50 p.m. as the vehicle passed the Louisiana 1077 exit on I-12, Beavers said. Deputies rushed to the highway as several motorists surrounded the truck in an attempt to keep the supposed kidnapper from getting away, he said.

    The patrol cars caught up with Williams at the Louisiana 59 exit and learned it was all a prank when they pulled Williams over, Beavers said.

    Because of the severity of the situation, Williams was booked into the St. Tammany Parish jail in Covington with criminal mischief and contributing to the delinquency of a minor before being released later in the day on a $3,000 bond. His daughter, who was not identified because she is a juvenile, was cited for criminal mischief and released to the care of an uncle, Beavers said.
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    Oh man, this isn't even funny. I'd hate to be one of those people who thought they were actually doing something beneficial to save someone and then find it was all a joke. Awesome display of sensibilities Mr. I-Look-Like-I'm-Gonna-Blame-My-Daughter-It-Was-Her-Idea-I-Just-Went-Along-With-It.

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    i really, really think it's the water here. please let it be the water. if it's the water or air or toxic waste we can fix it. if it's something else, we're fucked.

    you know, i love asshattery, just love it...but this shit ain't funny. this guy just doesn't get it, does he? *speechless*
    i hope Putrid P. Worthless enjoyed terrifying people and making a total twatwaffle of himself. i hope Covington's finest kicked his pus-filled hemorrhoidal ass all over the stationhouse, and played "The Anvil Chorus" on his head with a billyclub. i hope his daughter is offered counselling and the home investigated. i am very nervous about anyone who thinks simulating a child kidnapping is harmless "fun". and restraining the girl? let's not go there. the more i think about this the creepier it feels.
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    oh, btw, this is a huge scandal here. the cops are chewing pig iron and spittin' ten-penney nails, they're so mad. we're divided between thanking God nobody got hurt, that LE responded so quickly and being very grateful for the drivers who saw and responded in the only appropriate manner open to them...they boxed him in and kept him on the road. i'm moving to Red Lodge, Montana
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    What a fucking idiot. You know, when I was a kid and we were driving for hours on our annual family vacation, my brother and I would hold up signs saying, "Do you have any Grey Poupon?" or we'd put on our snorkeling masks and wave at people. That was our 12 year old idea of fun. Unfuckingbelievable. Well, at least we can say there are still people out there that will do the right thing. Carolina, I always tell my hubby we're moving to Montana when we win the lottery. Maybe we'll be neighbors!
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    What a moron.
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    <shakes head>

    WTF?
    Idiots ..

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    kudos to the quick acting citizens

    Dad needs to pay for whatever it costs in manpower and equipment to respond to his idiotic prank - and I mean highway-trash pickup, community center janitorial service, meals on wheels driver on his spare time. I don't think the 12 y/o should have been charged with anything - she's got enough to handle with a pappy like him.

    BTW the title of the tread made me think Ted's noggin was rolling down the highway

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    I am so PROUD of all those people who got involved and tried to help! You see so much on the news about people who could have helped but not wanting to get inviolved, passing the buck. Hopefully, after this, these people would not hesitate to step in and help agian. God bless them all.

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    Whatever happened to 'punchbug'?

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    i got a wicked sense of humor and all, but this..not cool. and what exactly did he think would happen? people would just freak out and not do anything?
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    I remember putting up a "sister for sale" sign in the back of our van when we were on a road trip. I thought it was hilarious, until I forgot to take it down and we stopped for gas and my step-dad saw it. It wasn't funny then. I can't imagine doing a simulated kidnapping as a joke. It really does make the hinky meter go off. Either dad was doing something odd with his daughter or he completely lacks good judgment. So strange. I wonder what the girls mother has to say about this.
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    This is seriously one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. I'm actually JEALOUS. As great as my dad was and is, he never thought to teach me the make-believe abduction game. I would've been GOOD at it, too, goddammit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    This is seriously one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. I'm actually JEALOUS. As great as my dad was and is, he never thought to teach me the make-believe abduction game. I would've been GOOD at it, too, goddammit.
    exactly.

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