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    Talking Chicken licker may get jail time

    Supermarket Worker Who Licked Chicken May Be Jailed

    Updated: Thursday, 24 Dec 2009, 9:28 AM EST
    Published : Thursday, 24 Dec 2009, 9:27 AM EST

    By GUY PATRICK

    (The Sun) - A supermarket worker who filmed himself licking a chicken before putting it back on a shelf has been warned he may face jail.

    Adeel Ayub, 30, a former employee of British supermarket chain Asda, was seen tearing off the plastic wrapping from the bird and licking its skin, in mobile phone footage he and his colleagues posted on YouTube.

    The films, which were later referred to police, also showed the group setting off fire extinguishers and urinating in bins in a North England chain of the store.

    The footage was played as Ayub appeared in court Wednesday, facing five charges of criminal damage.

    The other workers involved in the incidents between 2005 and 2008 have not been identified.

    Prosecutor Philippa Jones said, "It is clear the group found it highly amusing and a great source of entertainment."

    Court officials warned Ayub, who pleaded guilty to the charges, that he could be jailed when sentenced at a later date.

    Ayub, who is described as being "deeply ashamed" of his actions, said, "I did not lick the chicken. I think I sniffed it."
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    They found it entertaining and amusing cuz it totally was!!!

    I like his defense "i didn't lick the chiken, I only sniffed it". Can imagine having committed a crime where you would have to use the 'didn't lick it only sniffed it' defense? LOL!
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    ewww ewww licking stuff, peeing in the store... im' so grossed out. aren't they a litte old for this shit? lol sounds like elementary school humor
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    Totally juvenile behavior. I laughed hysterically when he said he didn't lick the chicken. He THINKS he only sniffed it.

    I do worry about a legal system that punishes people for completely non-violent "crimes" but lets child and animal abusers go with probation or a warning.
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    i did not lick pete, i think i only sniffed him.
    i found a dead cat on the side of the road so i took it home and i put honey on it and i ate it is that bad do do do do

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    This bullshit is not newsworthy.A disgruntled employee with a taste for birds.
    Fucking lame ass trash.Real people get killed daily and this is the best we can do?I fuck cats.............Tell me a good story.
    "Killing is killing whether done for duty,profit or fun."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pene784 View Post
    Totally juvenile behavior. I laughed hysterically when he said he didn't lick the chicken. He THINKS he only sniffed it.

    I do worry about a legal system that punishes people for completely non-violent "crimes" but lets child and animal abusers go with probation or a warning.
    If this is a real story?
    Fuck yeah babe,we are next.Critters are a step in the right direction..........
    You fuck kids or mutilate small animals.It's all steak and love after that!!!
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    I fish and hunt.I kill and eat...........Fuck you fag ass vegans...Find you some grub in the snow.I'll eat you.Don't you ever get snowed in with the likes of me.........Fat,lazy Americans.Easy meat.............
    Off track,you Demons can deal............
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    NOTE TO SELF: Do not talk about chicken lickers, as this gets sodom incredibly riled, and he will visit the thread over and over in a short period of time, each visit spinning further and further from the topic at hand, with his final visit culminating in an attack on some group of people that has no apparent link to the posted story, suggesting he may need to put down the bottle or the bong or the plastic container of capsules...
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    NOTE TO SELF: Do not talk about chicken lickers, as this gets sodom incredibly riled, and he will visit the thread over and over in a short period of time, each visit spinning further and further from the topic at hand, with his final visit culminating in an attack on some group of people that have no apparent link to the posted story, suggesting he may need to put down the bottle or the bong or the plastic container of capsules...

    Oh thank goodness, I am not the only one who could not understand Sodom's posts. Then I again I usually have no clue what he is talking about (or at least what he thinks he is talking about) Drunk typing do you suppose?
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    This bullshit is not newsworthy.A disgruntled employee with a taste for birds.
    Fucking lame ass trash.Real people get killed daily and this is the best we can do?I fuck cats.............Tell me a good story.
    Good thing this is just a site to talk about things folks may or may not find interesting and not a news agency huh? If you are one of the folks that do not find chicken licking interesting, don't read about chicken licking. It tells you right in the title to the thread that this was about Chicken Licking
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    How come wackjobs get jail time, but not rapists and violent offenders?

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    If you are one of the folks that do not find chicken licking interesting, don't read about chicken licking.
    I for one, am VERY interested in chicken licking. :P
    Honestly though, I was thinking this would be some vomit-inducing bestiality story involving chickens...so I'm kind of relieved he's only licking dead chickens!

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    What this idiot did is very dangerous those chickens were probably sold and full of bacteria, he could’ve caused a mass illness in that area, he basically poisoned those chickens and put a lot of people at risk
    Anytime someone screws with food in grocery store and endangers the general public they should go to jail for a long time

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    What this idiot did is very dangerous those chickens were probably sold and full of bacteria, he could’ve caused a mass illness in that area, he basically poisoned those chickens and put a lot of people at risk
    Anytime someone screws with food in grocery store and endangers the general public they should go to jail for a long time
    While I agree what this guy did was gross and risky I doubt seriously he spread any type of disease. It was raw chicken that would later be cooked, removing any bacteria or disease. I think jail time is ridiculous and would only be a waste of taxpayers money. I do think he should be forced to take food management classes at his own expense.
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